The Most Important Poll Ever

The Internet was invented:

	39% (168)	To serve as a decentralized communication network for defense purposes
	9% (41)	To keep tabs on the civilian populace
	9% (39)	By Al Gore jr.
	2% (10)	By aliens to subvert Humanity
	4% (18)	By aliens to enlighten Humanity
	34% (145)	For the porn

421 voters have answered this question.

The Y2K bug did not cause massive disruption:

	22% (96)	Due to proper preparation by corporations and the government
	7% (30)	Because a small group of rogue computer specialists managed to disable the alien virus in time
	40% (170)	Because it never really existed; it was a plot by the government/illuminati/aliens to promote fear a
	30% (127)	Dumb luck

423 voters have answered this question.

The Space Robots are here to:

	16% (100)	Protect you from the terrible secret of space
	14% (83)	Push humans down the stairs
	10% (64)	Shove humans down the stairs
	10% (64)	Shove around the blind people
	9% (59)	Push bread down their throats
	37% (221)	All your base are belong to us

591 voters have answered this question.

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	20% (74)	You know what you doing take off every zig
	11% (40)	You know what you doing take off every zig
	47% (174)	For great justice take off every zig
	20% (75)	You know what you doing take off every zig

363 voters have answered this question.

The phrase "all your base are belong to us" is:

	49% (191)	An Internet phenomenon that captured the hearts and minds of computer junkies everywhere
	11% (44)	Proof of the imminent takeover by an alien invasionary force
	17% (68)	A subliminal message to government has created to dull the minds of those who would resist
	21% (82)	The passphrase to get into a meeting of your local chapter of the Illuminati

385 voters have answered this question.

Ramen is:

	7% (27)	An excellent source of calcium
	24% (93)	The best thing invented since the cold fusion compressor
	22% (86)	A tasty snack
	23% (89)	An inexpensive dining supplement
	23% (90)	Great for when the missage of meals has taken place

385 voters have answered this question.

Why are you still here?

	20% (82)	I enjoy random polls
	22% (91)	I have nothing better to do
	6% (28)	I always like to finish what I start
	2% (9)	The creator of this poll is so cool, I want to be just like him
	13% (54)	I'm Canadian
	7% (30)	I derive great pleasure from the answering of stupid questions
	9% (38)	No one offered me dandelions
	1% (5)	Well, they sure won't with an attitude like that
	4% (18)	What are you implying?
	1% (7)	I'm not implying anything. Is that a guilty conscience?
	1% (5)	No, leave me alone. You were always so mean to me.
	3% (13)	You were always mother's favorite
	1% (8)	We aren't even related!
	5% (22)	That makes it even worse

410 voters have answered this question.