The Most Important Poll Ever

The Internet was invented:

	40% (2)	To serve as a decentralized communication network for defense purposes
	20% (1)	To keep tabs on the civilian populace
	0% (0)	By Al Gore jr.
	20% (1)	By aliens to subvert Humanity
	0% (0)	By aliens to enlighten Humanity
	20% (1)	For the porn

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The Y2K bug did not cause massive disruption:

	40% (2)	Due to proper preparation by corporations and the government
	0% (0)	Because a small group of rogue computer specialists managed to disable the alien virus in time
	40% (2)	Because it never really existed; it was a plot by the government/illuminati/aliens to promote fear a
	20% (1)	Dumb luck

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The Space Robots are here to:

	40% (2)	Protect you from the terrible secret of space
	40% (2)	Push humans down the stairs
	40% (2)	Shove humans down the stairs
	60% (3)	Shove around the blind people
	60% (3)	Push bread down their throats
	40% (2)	All your base are belong to us

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	40% (2)	You know what you doing take off every zig
	0% (0)	You know what you doing take off every zig
	60% (3)	For great justice take off every zig
	0% (0)	You know what you doing take off every zig

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The phrase "all your base are belong to us" is:

	60% (3)	An Internet phenomenon that captured the hearts and minds of computer junkies everywhere
	0% (0)	Proof of the imminent takeover by an alien invasionary force
	20% (1)	A subliminal message to government has created to dull the minds of those who would resist
	20% (1)	The passphrase to get into a meeting of your local chapter of the Illuminati

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Ramen is:

	0% (0)	An excellent source of calcium
	0% (0)	The best thing invented since the cold fusion compressor
	60% (3)	A tasty snack
	40% (2)	An inexpensive dining supplement
	0% (0)	Great for when the missage of meals has taken place

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Why are you still here?

	20% (1)	I enjoy random polls
	20% (1)	I have nothing better to do
	0% (0)	I always like to finish what I start
	20% (1)	The creator of this poll is so cool, I want to be just like him
	0% (0)	I'm Canadian
	0% (0)	I derive great pleasure from the answering of stupid questions
	20% (1)	No one offered me dandelions
	0% (0)	Well, they sure won't with an attitude like that
	0% (0)	What are you implying?
	0% (0)	I'm not implying anything. Is that a guilty conscience?
	20% (1)	No, leave me alone. You were always so mean to me.
	0% (0)	You were always mother's favorite
	0% (0)	We aren't even related!
	0% (0)	That makes it even worse

5 voters have answered this question.