Mister Poll: If you met Britney Spears...

What would you say to Britney if you met her face to face with nobody else around?

How's it going?

You're hot!

You look even better in person

Did you really get implants?

Get out of my way, or I'll hurt you

You're ugly and your music sucks!

I'm your number one fan!

You're so pathetic

Britney offers you an autograph, how do you reply?

No thanks

Shove it up your a**

That's really sad how you crave attention

Go talk to someone who cares

I would love your autograph

Now Britney is walking away, do you:

Give her the finger

Throw a bottle at her head

Jump up and down and try to contain your joy

Tear up the autograph and throw it on the ground

Call your best friend to tell them what happened

Yell at her to put some clothes on