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Mixed Wrestling, Boxing, Fighting with Superheroines & Comic Book Characters

So let's mix it up a bit, let's take it away from real women and into the exciting realm of the the comic book! Can I, an athletic, 6 foot tall, 180lb guy take on some female superheroes, a few anti-heroes, and the a love interest or two in a fight? Good thing I took up a new career as an evil villain (but not a supervillain, I still have no superpowers), because that means we can find out!
Who will be my opponent? (Stats included for comparison with my athletic 6'0", 180lbs)
Barbara Gordon (Batgirl) (5'7", 110lbs)
Carol Danvers (Captain Marvel) (5'11, 165lbs)
Dinah Lance (Black Canary) (5'7", 130lbs)
Gwen Stacy (5'7", 130lbs)
Harley Quinn (5'7", 140lbs)
Janet van Dyne (Wasp) (5'4", 110lbs)
Kate Kane (Batwoman) (5'10", 145lbs)
Kitty Pryde (5'6", 110lbs)
Lois Lane (5'7", 122lbs)
Mary Jane Watson (5'8", 120lbs)
Natasha Romanov (Black Widow) (5'7", 131lbs)
Selina Kyle (Catowman) (5'7, 133lbs)
Supergirl (5'5", 135lbs)
Talia al Ghul (5'8", 141lbs)
Wonder Woman (6'0", 165lbs)
If my opponent has powers, are they able to use them during the fight?
No, they are stripped of their powers for the fight
No, they never had powers in the first place
Yes, they have all their superpowers
What kind of fight is it?
Bar Fight
Boxing
Brazilian jiu-jitsu
Judo
Karate
Kickboxing
MMA
Streetfight
Taekwondo
Wrestling
Who started the fight?
He did
She did
Why did he/she start the fight?
Where is the fight taking place?
Airport lounge
Apartment
Bar
Beach
Cage
Gym
Hotel room
Factory
Nightclub
Park
Pool hall
Red carpet event
Ring
Street - busy street
Street - back alley
Transport - bus, train, subway, airplane etc.
Villainous lair
How many people are watching the fight?
Millions - event is recorded and goes viral online
Thousands - event is broadcast on TV news
Hundreds - a large crowd, plus people recording on smartphones
Tens - a small audience of cops and reporters
One or two - just some innocent bystanders
What is she wearing on her top half?
Bikini Top
Blouse
Crop top
Evening dress
Her superhero outfit
Judo gi
Lingere bra
Regular bra
Sports bra
T-shirt
Tank top
Wrestling singlet/leotard
What is she wearing on her bottom half?
Athletic shorts
Bikini Bottoms
Evening dress
Her superhero outfit
Hot pants
Jeans
Lingere
Miniskirt
Panties
Pleated skirt
Thong
Tights/panty-hose
Yoga pants
What is she wearing on her feet?
Ballet shoes
Barefoot
High-heels
High-heeled boots
Her superhero outfit
Flat shoes
Sneakers
Socks
Who wins the fight?
He does
She does
What happens during the fight?
Does she taunt or trash talk me during the fight?
Yes, she constantly reminds me that I am being beaten by a smaller, sexy girl
Yes, a few taunts here and there
No
What taunts/trash talk does she use?
Does she make me cry during the fight?
Yes, you bawl like a baby
Yes, you cry a few tears
No
Does she make me beg her for mercy?
Yes
No
How does the fight end?
Knockout
Submission
What was the finishing move used to end the fight?
Armbar
Bodyscissors
Breast smother
Facesit
Foot choke
Foot slaps
Foot smother
Ground and pound
Headscissor
Kicks
Lotus lock
Punches
Slaps
Stomps
How exactly does the fight end?
What condition am I in after the fight?
Beaten to within an inch of my life. Lying in a puddle of my own blood and tears, my face rearranged and my body broken. I end up in the intensive care unit
A bloody mess. Beaten to a pulp, covered in cuts and bruises and possibly broken bones
Pretty beat up - cut and bruised a bit but still recognisable
Minor injuries - one or two scrapes and bruises but nothing more
Not a scratch on me
If she won, how does she end the fight?
Facesit, bicep flex victory pose
Foot in mouth, bicep flex victory pose
Foot on face, bicep flex victory pose
Foot on chest, bicep flex victory pose
Sit on chest, feet on face, bicep flex victory pose
Straddle chest, feet on face, bicep flex victory pose
Socks in mouth, feet on face, bicep flex victory pose
What injuries did the I suffer during the fight?
Black eyes
Broken orbital bones
Bloody nose
Broken nose
Cuts above eyebrows
Bruised cheeks
Cut cheeks
Broken cheekbones
Concussion
Bloody mouth
Knocked out teeth
Bruised jaw
Broken jaw
Broken arms
Broken legs
Bruised abs
Bruised ribs
Internal bleeding
Other
This poll was created on 2016-01-29 20:16:22 by sleepinbin