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Pizza Sauce Dunk Tank

Would you dunk someone in pizza sauce? Would you willing to get dunked? I saw an article about a pizzeria that did just that. Seems like some messy fun, maybe even more so than getting slimed or gunged. Just so you know, this is full immersion, not just a bucket over the head.
You're at a street festival and come across a dunk tank filled with pizza sauce outside a pizzeria. What's you first inclination?
Buy some balls and dunk someone
Stay and watch, but not pay for balls
Keep walking
The balls are a perk for customers. If you buy two slices of pizza, you get 3 balls. Two slices cost $4 or $5, depending on the toppings. What do you think of the price?
Too expensive - You should either get more balls or only have to buy one slice
Fair - I'd pay that price, but not more
Good value - I would have been willing to pay more or have fewer balls
If you dunk someone, you get a free pizza as a prize. What are your thoughts on that?
I'd be dissatisfied. I'd want a better prize.
I'd be satisfied. A free pizza is a good enough prize for me.
That'd be a bonus. Dunking someone is it's own reward.
Not sure. It depends on the size of the pizza and the toppings.
If the event was being to raise money for a charitable organization, would it affect your decision to try to dunk someone?
Yes, I'd be more likely to do it
Yes, I'd be less likely to do it
No, I still wouldn't be interested
No, I would've done it even if it weren't for charity
When dunking someone else, what would you like the sauce to be like?
Watery - More water than tomato
Thin - Like tomato soup
Thick - Like pasta sauce
Almost solid - Like tomato paste
Who would you want to dunk most?
One of the pizzeria's workers
A food critic
A local celebrity
A friend
My significant other
My brother/sister
One of my parents
One of my children
Another family member
Someone else
How likely do you think it is you'd dunk the person with three balls?
Very likely
Likely
Even odds
Unlikely
Very unlikely
If you didn't dunk someone on your first three balls, would you buy more pizza to get more balls?
Yes, I'd keep going until I dunked someone
I might go for another round or two, but that's it
No, I'm not willing to spend that much
What would you feel if you missed?
Cheated because I paid money and deserve to dunk someone
Disappointment because I wanted to dunk someone
Nothing much. I can always try again if I want
Other
What would you feel after dunking someone?
Excitement because I hit the target
Happiness because I wanted to watch someone get dunked
Jealous of the person getting dunked
Sorry for the person who got dunked
Other
You notice a sign that says that anyone can sign up to go into the tank. If they get dunked, they win a free pizza. What you do it?
Yes, I would have done it for free
Yes, but only for the free pizza
Maybe, it depends if I have time
Maybe, depends on the pizza
No, but I might for a better prize
No, I wouldn't for any prize
If the event were for charity, would it affect your decision to get dunked or not?
Yes, I'd be more likely to do it
Yes, I'd be less likely to do so
No, I still wouldn't do it
No, I would've done it even if it weren't for charity
If you were to go into the dunk tank, how would you want to determine how long you stayed in there? Assume you only get one pizza no matter what you choose.
I stay until somebody dunks me or I decide I've waited long enough
I stay in the dunk tank for a set number of players, no matter how many dunk me
I stay for a set amount of time, no matter how many people dunk me
If you were to stay in the tank for a certain number of rounds, how many rounds would you like to stay for? Assume that they'll let you stay as long as you'd like.
1 or 2
3 - 5
6 - 10
11 - 15
16 or more
If you were to stay in the dunk tank for a set amount of time, how long would you want to be in the tank? Assume that they'll let you stay as long as you like.
5 minutes or less
6 - 10 minutes
11 - 15 minutes
16 - 20 minutes
21 - 25 minutes
25 - 30 minutes
31 - 35 minutes
36 - 40 minutes
41 - 45 minutes
46 - 50 minutes
51 - 55 minutes
56 - 60 minutes
Over 60 minutes
If it were you being dunked, how would you want the sauce to be?
Watery - More water than tomato
Thin - Like tomato soup
Thick - Like spaghetti sauce
Almost solid - Like tomato paste
Getting dunked in pizza sauce would probably ruin your clothes. Assume you like the clothes you're wearing and they're not really old, but not your favorite or brand new either. In which of the following circumstances would you be willing to get dunked? Choose all that apply.
I'd get dunked in what I'm wearing without a change of clothes
I'd get dunked if I could go home and change my clothes first, even if I had to go home to change again
I'd get dunked if I could go home to get a change of clothes and could change immediately after being dunked
I'd get dunked if the operators of the dunk tank offered me a change of clothes. (In this case, assume you could change immediately)
I wouldn't get dunked if the clothes I would be wearing would get ruined
You're offered a change of clothes: a t-shirt and shorts. What size t-shirt do you ask for?
A boy's size
A girls's size
Men's small
Men's medium
Men's large
Other men's size
Women's small
Women's medium
Women's large
Other women's size
What size shorts do you ask for?
A boys' size
A girls' size
Men's small
Men's medium
Men's large
Other men's size
Women's small
Women's medium
Women's large
Other women's size
Would you change into the clothes offered or keep them to change into afterwards?
Get dunked in my own clothes
Get dunked in the clothes offered
A replacement for some of the things you're wearing was not offered. Given the chance, which of the following articles of clothing would you remove before getting dunked?
Shoes
Socks
Underwear
Acessories (watches, glasses, jewelry, etc.)
None
You're offered protective gear. What, if any, do you accept?
Goggles
Shower cap/bathing cap
None
If you're there with someone you know, should they be able to "reserve" a chance to try and dunk you?
Yes, they should be guaranteed a shot
No, they have to wait like everyone else
Who would you want to dunk you?
A friend
My significant other
My brother/sister
One of my parents
One of my kids
Another relative
Someone else who had been dunked earlier
Someone else who hasn't been dunked
Someone steps up with some balls to try and dunk you. What are you feeling?
Anticipation because I can't wait to get dunked
Embarrassment because I'm about to be a mess in front of a crowd
Excitement at being the center of attention
Nervousness because I'm having second thoughts about being dunked
Other
The first person misses. What do you feel?
Disappointment because I really want to go in
Happiness because I'm in the spotlight a while longer
Indecisiveness because part of me wants to get out while I can
Relief because I get to postpone being dunked a while longer
Other
The next person comes up and dunks you. What do you feel?
Disappointment because my time in the limelight is over
Disgust because it turns out I don't like being covered in pizza sauce
Embarassed because I'm a mess in front of all these people
Happiness because being dunked was as fun as I thought
Regret because I wish I hadn't agreed to get dunked
Other
There's some restrictions on kids going into the tank. Kids must be at least 8 years old to get dunked and must have their parent's permission. If your kid wanted to be dunked, what would you say?
Yes and I'd dunk them myself
Yes, but I wouldn't dunk them
No, I don't want to deal with the mess
I don't have kids/kids old enough
This poll was created on 2015-09-15 03:55:27 by h_dialer