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Male nudity! (may offend)

Do you find human males sexually attractive?
Yes
No
Maybe
I don't know
Are you a human male?
Yes
No
It's complicated
Do you find human males more sexually attractive when they're naked?
Yes
No
I don't find human males sexually attractive
Depends on the guy
If you ARE a human male, do you think YOU'RE more sexually attractive (to whoever) when you're naked?
Yes
No
I've been told I have a nice body
People are generally attracted to my less physical attributes
If you encountered a naked human male, would you look "down there?" (at his genital area; penis, scrotum, pubic hair, etc.)
Yes
No
Honestly, I probably would, but I'm not proud of it.
Yes, but only to satisfy perfectly natural innocent curiosity about what he looks like "down there," not to arouse any sexual impulses.
If you ARE a human male, and you encountered someone while naked, would you feel awkward if you caught them "checking out the goods?"
Yes
No
If you ARE a human male, and someone looked at your genitals while you were naked, would you make some comment like "Take a picture, it'll last longer!" or "See something you like?"
Yes
No
If you have any human male friends (that you haven't had sex with), have you seen any of their genitals?
Yes
No
Do you find any of the sexual hair that grows on human males' bodies at puberty sexually attractive?
Yes
No
Maybe
I don't know
If you ARE sexually attracted to human males' sexual hair(s), which hair(s) do you find particularly attractive?
Pubic hair
Armpit hair
Chest hair
Other sexual hair
Do you think it's rude or in poor taste for human males to expose their pubic hair (without exposing their penises)?
Yes
No
Really depends on the situation
If you ARE a human male, and it became wildly fashionable to walk around with your pubic hair showing (without showing your penis) in some way, would you do it?
Yes
No
Maybe
If you ARE a human male, one way you can show off your pubic hair (and virtually your whole body) without technically being naked is to artfully apply a common foot sock to your penis and scrotum so that none of your "junk" sticks out. Have you ever done this?
Yes
No
Yeah, but I was pretty wasted with some really good friends. There might be pics online somewhere, but it's okay, because it's just pubes. I wasn't THAT wasted, to take the sock off when someone had a camera.
Yes, quite frequently. I'm in a band, and it's one of our most beloved bits.
Do you think it's rude or in poor taste for human males to expose their armpit hair?
Yes
No
Really depends on the situation
If you ARE a human male, and you were wearing a sleeveless shirt or no shirt, would you be careful not to move your arms around in such a way that people can see your armpit hair?
Yes
No
I don't act any different when I have no sleeves than when I do.
Nah, dude, I'd probably wave my arms around more, that's what it's there for! For decoration, or to show you're sexy and manly and grown, or to reduce friction, or to smell sweaty or something.
When you see a human male wearing a sleeveless shirt or no shirt, do you hope he'll lift his arm up so you can see his armpit hair?
Yes
No
I don't find human males sexually attractive
Depends on the guy
Yes, but only to satisfy perfectly natural innocent curiosity about what he looks like under there, not to arouse any sexual impulses.
If you ARE a human male, have you ever taken a picture of yourself wearing a sleeveless shirt or no shirt in which you could totally see your armpit hair?
Yes
No, that's gross
No, I'm not that vain, but other people have taken gratuitous armpit shots of me and I really didn't care. Kind of flattered, actually.
No, and if anyone ever put some crap like that online, I'd make them take it down, because people might think I'm some kind of unprofessional pervert.
Do you think it's rude or in poor taste for human males to expose their chest hair?
Yes
No
Really depends on the situation
If you have any human male friends, and found a picture of him naked online, would it change your attitude toward him?
Yes
No
I'd wonder why I was looking for pictures of naked guys online
It sure would! He must be really frisky to do something like that! I'd make a pass at him!
If you ARE a human male, have you ever put naked pictures of YOURSELF online?
Yes
No
Yes, but not where my friends could find them
Yes, but not where you can see my face
Not on purpose, but I've sent some to people in chats or whatever....
Do you think human males should shave or trim their sexual body hair?
Yes, their pubic hair
Yes, their armpit hair
Yes, their chest hair
Yes, other sexual hair
Only their pubes if they get a lot of "attention in that area." I don't get guys who mess with the rest.
Only if they, like, swim or something, and even that's a little iffy.
NO!!!
This poll was created on 2011-02-20 05:14:20 by Macaroni n Heat