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Catfight: Scarlett Johansson vs Jessica Biel

What would happen is these two celebrities got into a vicious catfight at the beach?

You're at the beach and there, screaming at each other by the water are Scarlett Johansson and Jessica Biel. they seem very upset with one another. Suddenly...

30% (42) Scarlett slaps Jessica as hard as she can, knocking her back a step.
16% (23) Scarlett gives Jessica's chest a shove, crushing her breasts and jolting her for a second.
27% (37) Jessica slaps Scarlett as hard as she can, knocking her back a step.
25% (35) Jessica gives Scarlett's chest a shove, crushing her breasts and jolting her for a second.

137 voters have answered this question.

The gloves are off. Both girls lunge at each other. Who gets a shot in?

13% (18) Scarlett grabs a hold of Jessica's hair and yanks, tearing several strands out.
14% (20) Scarlett rams a knee into Jessica's stomach, forcing her to double over. She lifts another knee into her face, cracking her nose.
10% (14) Scarlett slaps Jess's boob hard, and then sends a stinging blow to the other, knocking the breast out of her bikini top.
10% (15) Jess grabs a hold of Scarlett's hair and yanks, tearing several strands out.
13% (19) Jess rams a knee into Scarlett's stomach, forcing her to double over. She lifts another knee into her face, cracking her nose.
37% (51) Jess slaps Scarlett's boob hard, and then sends a stinging blow to the other, knocking the breast out of her bikini top.

137 voters have answered this question.

They make another grab at each other. Who wins this test of strength?

18% (26) Scarlett spear tackles Jess, knocking the wind out of her and landing on top of her as they hit the sand.
23% (32) Scarlett fights dirty, kneeing Jess between the legs and then tossing her to the ground by her hair.
38% (53) Jess spear tackles Scarlett, knocking the wind out of her and landing on top of her as they hit the sand.
18% (26) Jess fights dirty, kneeing Scarlett between the legs and then tossing her to the ground by her hair.

137 voters have answered this question.

They now roll around in the sand, trying to pin the other down. Who succeeds?

12% (17) Scarlett grabs Jess's hair with one hand and punches her in the face again and again with the other.
19% (26) Scarlett rips down Jess's bikini top. She grins evilly as one of Jess's breasts falls out and she starts slapping it hard. As Jessica tries to cover up, Scarlett wrestles onto her and pins her down, continuing to slap her breast about.
8% (12) Scarlett knees Jessica in the crotch and wrestles onto her. She lays forcefully on her and grinds her breasts into Jess's.
8% (11) Jess grabs Scarlett's hair with one hand and punches her in the face again and again with the other.
37% (51) Jess rips down Scarlett's bikini top. She grins evilly as one of Scarlett's breasts falls out and she starts slapping it hard. As Scarlett tries to cover up, Jessica wrestles onto her and pins her down, continuing to slap her breast about.
13% (18) Jess knees Scarlett in the crotch and wrestles onto her. She lays forcefully on her and grinds her breasts into Scarlett's.

135 voters have answered this question.

Who makes the other submit?

23% (32) Now on top, Scarlett bounces up and down on Jessica's stomach, knocking the breath out of her, while continuously slapping her in the face. In tears, Jessica gives up.
13% (18) Now on top, Scarlett sinks her fingers into Jess's breasts and tears at them mercilessly. Jessica wimpers her surrender.
32% (44) Now on top, Jessica bounces up and down on Scarlett's stomach, knocking the breath out of her, while continuously slapping her in the face. In tears, Scarlett gives up.
31% (43) Now on top, Jessica sinks her fingers into Scarlett's breasts and tears at them mercilessly. Scarlett wimpers her surrender.

137 voters have answered this question.

(GUYS) Feeling sorry for one of the girls, you rush across the sand to help. What happens?

42% (44) You help Scarlett, pulling Jess off her. You pick up Scarlett and carry her off in your arms to tend to the battered cutie.
18% (19) You help Jessica, pulling Scarlett off her. You pick up Jess and carry her off in your arms to tend to the battered beauty.
23% (24) You attempt to help Scarlett, but Jessica punches you in the crotch, knocking you to your knees. She pins you down and has her way with you as Scarlett still lays writhing on the sand.
15% (16) You attempt to help Jessica, but Scarlett punches you in the crotch, knocking you to your knees. She pins you down and has her way with you as Jessica still lays writhing on the sand.

103 voters have answered this question.

(GIRLS) You decide to help one of the girls. What happens?

20% (17) You assist Scarlett, grabbing Jessica by the hair and tossing her into the sand. You leap on top of Jess and slap her breasts furiously. You then start crushing them in your hands, while verbally taunting her about how much better your breasts are than hers until she passes out from the pain.
14% (12) You assist Jessica, grabbing Scarlett by the hair and tossing her into the sand. You leap on top of Scarlett and slap her breasts furiously. You then start crushing them in your hands, while verbally taunting her about how much better your breasts are than hers until she passes out from the pain.
41% (35) You attempt to help Scarlett, but Jessica fights back, ripping off your bikini top and sending uppercuts to your breasts, knocking them about painfully. She then backhands you so hard a little blood flies from your lip and you collapse to the sand. Jess dives on top of you and starts crushing your boobs in her hands, while verbally taunting you about how much better her breasts are than yours until you pass out from the pain.
24% (21) You attempt to help Jessica, but Scarlett fights back, ripping off your bikini top and sending uppercuts to your breasts, knocking them about painfully. She then backhands you so hard a little blood flies from your lip and you collapse to the sand. Scarlett dives on top of you and starts crushing your boobs in her hands, while verbally taunting you about how much better her breasts are than yours until you pass out from the pain.

85 voters have answered this question.

This poll was created on 2010-07-29 06:27:00 by Anon84
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