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How was the universe created?

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Hey kids...I just got inspired to write a silly lil poll about such minor details as the beginnings of the universe, the origins of life, why we are here, and what happens after we die. Just a few random topics for y'all.
1) How certain are you that you know EXACTLY how the universe was created?
1) Absolutely certain. The Bible says it, I believe it, and that settles it.
2) Absolutely certain..for other reasons
3) Somewhat certain
4) Not very certain
5) I have no idea
6) Other
7) Not sure
8) Science provides us with some good insight, but there is still much to learn
2) How do you believe the universe was created/who created it? You may choose multiple responses!
1) God
2) Jesus
3) Allah
4) The great mother of all
5) The flying spaghetti monster
6) A curious Manatee
7) An unfortunate void left over by the unorthodox (and dare I say immoral) comingling of a mutant Naegleria Fowleri strain with the infamous "Megahellatron"
8) God created the big bang
9) J.R. "Bob" Dobbs
10) Odin
11) Gaia
12) Coyote
13) Reptillian Space Aliens
14) Dumbo the heartwarming flying elephant
15) The Big Bang
16) The Bosun Higgs Particle
17) The Big Band theory
18) Absolute random chaos
19) Other
20) Not sure
21) The Higgs Boson particle
3) How certain are you about your answer(s) in question 2?
1) I know it as a fact!!!
2) Very certain
3) Somewhat certain
4) Not too certain
5) It is the best hypothesis available, but is not set in stone
6) Other
7) Not sure
4) Why are we here? You may choose multiple responses.
1) To eat, have sex, and die
2) To make lots and lots and lots of money
3) To make and respond to polls on Misterpoll
4) To live the best and most examplary life so as to please god
5) To help to heal people or do good things for people
6) To help heal the planet
7) To be the best person possible
8) To exploit as much of the planets resources as possible
9) Other
10) Not sure
5) What happens after we die (you may choose multiple responses)?
1) We croak over and that's it
2) We get eaten by worms
3) Our soul continues, but I don't know where
4) We enter a world like Telletubby land full of Bunnies and cute round objects
5) We either go to heaven or hell (sometimes waiting for awhile in limbo) where we either get eternal happiness with angels, clouds, and harps, OR eternal burning, torture, wailing and gnashing of teeth if we are bad girlz and boyz
6) 70 virgins!!!
7) We get to swim with the Manatees for eternity
8) If we are REAL good, we get to be an excessively cute and rotund forest spirit like Totoro, live in a tree, help plants grow, AND be able to fly on a cool top OR a Catbus.
9) We get reincarnated, and the end result depends on our Karma
10) Other
11) Not sure
12) We go to heaven or hell, but with a somewhat differant description than the option you gave
13) We enter into another dimension/seperate reality and get into something completely differant
6) Do you believe that your viewpoints on all of this are facts or beliefs?
1) Facts
2) Beliefs
3) A mixture of both
4) Other
5) Not sure
7) Should the laws of your country be based on your belief system?
1) Yes
2) Somewhat
3) No
4) Other
5) Not sure
8) Should schoolchildren in your school system be required to learn about your belief system?
1) Yes
2) Somewhat
3) No
4) It should only be taught as an option for a comparative religion type class
5) Other
6) Not sure
9) Finally, what are your religious beliefs?
1) Christian-Evangelical
2) Christian-Protestant..not Evangelical
3) Catholic
4) Mormon
5) Jehovahs Witness
6) Jewish
7) Muslim/Islamic
8) Hindu
9) Buddhist
10) Pagan/Wiccan
11) Animist
12) Humanist
13) Scientologist
14) Moonie
15) Sikh
16) Taoist
17) Shinto
18) Rastafarian
19) Pastafarian
20) Subgenius
21) Discordian
22) Church of the perpetual zombie
23) Other
24) Spiritual but not religious
25) Agnostic
26) Atheist
27) Satanist
28) Not sure
This poll was created on 2009-02-08 22:53:05 by totoro