Reader Opinion Solicitation
Should David return Little Liu to the weasel colony from which she so obviously escaped?
| 7% (4) | Yes | |
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| 11% (6) | No | |
| 45% (24) | David should buy more weasels, so Liu will feel more at home | |
| 30% (16) | David should stop calling Liu a weasel, lest she enter politics | |
| 5% (3) | David should use Liu as a garden weasel |
53 voters have answered this question.
Would David's dating life improve if he didn't talk so much about his cats?
| 3% (2) | Yes | |
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| 5% (3) | Good God, Yes | |
| 33% (18) | Does David really need to ask this question? | |
| 47% (25) | No | |
| 9% (5) | Since David has no dating life, any improvement would be a good thing |
53 voters have answered this question.
Should David abandon the idea of looking for part time work while the real estate market is slow?
| 1% (1) | Yes, because it's a waste of his time to work for the wages part time jobs usually offer. | |
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| 35% (19) | Yes, because if he gets another job, he won't have as much time to entertain me here on this blog. | |
| 0% (0) | No, because if he gets another job, he won't have as much time to send me into a bored stupor on this blog. | |
| 32% (17) | No, because we all know if he stops looking for a second job, he will be tormented with guilt, and we'll all have to read about it. | |
| 0% (0) | Yes (no specific reason) | |
| 30% (16) | No (no specific reason) |
53 voters have answered this question.
What strategy should David use to motivate himself to take three boxes of nice clean clothes and other usable discards to the Goodwill, or some other charitable agency? David has had these boxes in his spare bedroom for more than two years now.
| 1% (1) | David should go on a hunger strike until he does something with the boxes. | |
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| 13% (7) | Liu should go on a hunger strike until he does something with the boxes, and then she should threaten to eat him. | |
| 23% (12) | Jesus H. Christ on a cracker, David, how lazy are you? | |
| 27% (14) | David should berate himself for not donating these items now that times are hard. He should berate himself into a stupor and then get someone else to take the boxes. | |
| 33% (17) | David should surreptitiously put the boxes in the neighbor's yard in the middle of the night, after removing all identification from the items. |
51 voters have answered this question.
I think David would be happier if he _____ his _____, or possibly _____ with the _____.
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35 voters have answered this question.
If I could choose a perfect new career for David, it would be _____. In order to facilitate this career change, I am happy to contribute $_____ toward his required further education.
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37 voters have answered this question.
David's blog would be more enjoyable if he:
| 44% (22) | Posted more photographs of his cats | |
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| 4% (2) | Didn't whine so damned much | |
| 10% (5) | Wrote more incomprehensible articles about classical composers | |
| 12% (6) | Wrote in a dead language such as Latin | |
| 0% (0) | Posted less frequently | |
| 16% (8) | Yes | |
| 12% (6) | No |
49 voters have answered this question.
This poll was created on 2008-10-01 13:32:16
by David Rochester
