Mister Poll: Reader Opinion Solicitation

Should David return Little Liu to the weasel colony from which she so obviously escaped?

Yes

No

David should buy more weasels, so Liu will feel more at home

David should stop calling Liu a weasel, lest she enter politics

David should use Liu as a garden weasel

Would David's dating life improve if he didn't talk so much about his cats?

Yes

Good God, Yes

Does David really need to ask this question?

No

Since David has no dating life, any improvement would be a good thing

Should David abandon the idea of looking for part time work while the real estate market is slow?

Yes, because it's a waste of his time to work for the wages part time jobs usually offer.

Yes, because if he gets another job, he won't have as much time to entertain me here on this blog.

No, because if he gets another job, he won't have as much time to send me into a bored stupor on this blog.

No, because we all know if he stops looking for a second job, he will be tormented with guilt, and we'll all have to read about it.

Yes (no specific reason)

No (no specific reason)

What strategy should David use to motivate himself to take three boxes of nice clean clothes and other usable discards to the Goodwill, or some other charitable agency? David has had these boxes in his spare bedroom for more than two years now.

David should go on a hunger strike until he does something with the boxes.

Liu should go on a hunger strike until he does something with the boxes, and then she should threaten to eat him.

Jesus H. Christ on a cracker, David, how lazy are you?

David should berate himself for not donating these items now that times are hard. He should berate himself into a stupor and then get someone else to take the boxes.

David should surreptitiously put the boxes in the neighbor's yard in the middle of the night, after removing all identification from the items.

I think David would be happier if he his , or possibly with the .

If I could choose a perfect new career for David, it would be . In order to facilitate this career change, I am happy to contribute $ toward his required further education.

David's blog would be more enjoyable if he:

Posted more photographs of his cats

Didn't whine so damned much

Wrote more incomprehensible articles about classical composers

Wrote in a dead language such as Latin

Posted less frequently

Yes

No