Mister Poll: Are You Looking Forward to the Election?

It's 2008!!! Are you looking forward to the United States Presidential election?

Are you looking forward to the 2008 Presidential election?

Yes. Voting for one of two pre-selected candidates really lets me feel like I have a choice.

Yes, because Oprah said so.

Yes, because if I don't vote the government will keep right on oppressing me... oh whoops. Never mind.

No, because I know the only people politicians keep their promises to are corporate donors.

Who's a better celebrity, Obama or McCain?

Obama, he's like the Fresh Prince of LA!

McCain, he's just like Popeye!

I can't control my bladder and I want to vote for Ron Paul.

I keep fantasizing about Mike Gravel in Huggies.

Does Obama represent CHANGE?

Yes, he'll totally begin taking corporate money from a whole new bunch of corporate donors.

Yes, he'll make everyone happy, cure hiccups and his breath smells like sunshine.

No, he'll totally keep taking money from the same corporations who run American policy under every President.

Does McCain represent CHANGE?

Ah who cares?

Are you stupid? He's like a 100.

Yes, he'll change his diapers and yours too.

Does Ron Paul represent CHANGE?

Yes, Ron Paul will switch us all to the gold standard because he's so old he thinks it's the 12th century and he's a Baron.

Yes, Ron Paul's failure to get elected will totally change stuff.

No, Ron Paul's Nevada delegation voted for McCain. His whole campaign was always a scam.

Does Mike Gravel represent CHANGE?

Ah, maybe?

Who's Mike Gravel?

He can't win anyway but at least he has some integrity and won't screw us on FISA the way Obama did.

If neither of the two major candidates represent CHANGE, then why bother voting in the first place?

Voting makes me feel special.

Voting is my only chance to talk to another human being.

I'm so naive I still haven't figured out that my vote is meaningless.

Ron Paul promised to deliver my baby for free if I vote for him, twice.

How much do you hate this poll?

A lot, your questions are dishonest and you're completely wrong.

You've been totally unfair to Obama, McCain, Paul, etc

Not as much as I hate this political system

Anarchy in the UK!!!

Would you have sex with me?

This poll was created on 2008-09-09 22:50:04 by James19