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Completely Insane!

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I must admit, I love being crazy and frankly I don't care if other people look at me weird! I wonder if there's other people out there who are the same...
Firstly, how old are you?
Under 10
10 - 15
16 - 18
Over 18
Do you like being crazy?
Yes! There's nothing better than getting weird looks aimed in my direction!
Yes
Sometimes, if I'm in a good enough mood.
No, I'm more mature than that! *cough cough*
No, I really don't like being childish. And I don't like people calling me crazy.
If you do like being insane, my auntie sent me these. This isn't just to give you ideas if you want, but I want to see which ones appeal to you. Which of these make you laugh? (tick as many as you like)
At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.
Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice.
Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.
Put your garbage can on your desk and label it 'In'.
Put Decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has gotten over their Caffeine addictions, switch to Espresso.
Finish all your sentences with 'In accordance with the Prophecy'.
Don't use any punctuation.
As often as possible, skip rather than walk.
Order a diet water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.
Specify that your drive-through order Is 'To Go'.
Sing along at the opera.
Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme.
Put mosquito netting around your work area and play tropical sounds all day.
Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their party because you're not in the mood.
Have all your co-workers address you by your wrestling name, Rock Bottom.
When the money comes out the ATM, scream "I won! I won!"
When leaving the zoo, start running toward the parking lot yelling "Run for your lives! They're loose!"
Tell your children over dinner "Due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go."
Will you talk about insane moments you've had in the message forum? (please?) :-)
Yes
No
I'll think about it...
Did you like this poll?
Yes! It was hilarious!
It was alright. It could have been better.
No! It was booooooring!
In all the polls I've made, most people say it was alright. If you said this poll was alright, could you please tell me in the message forum how I could make my polls more interesting?
Yes
No
This poll was created on 2008-07-26 01:54:06 by dancingqueen_823