Parody of "Conservative vs. Liberal" polls

1) Do you think it's a good idea to bomb, invade, and occupy countries that were never really a threat in order to benefit multi-national corporations?

	11% (3)	1) Yes. I think wars to benefit multi-national corporations are "the bomb" (conservative view)
	85% (23)	2) No. I don't believe wars should be fought to benefit corporations and war-profiteers. Only for self-defense and when absolutely necessary (liberal view)
	3% (1)	3) Other (please post)
	0% (0)	4) Not sure

27 voters have answered this question.

2) Do you support the Bill of Rights in the Constitution of the United States

	10% (3)	1) No. I think warrentless wiretapping, torture, trials without juries, and the infusion of religion in politics are great. I only support the 2nd amendment (conservative view)
	89% (25)	2) Yes. I believe the constitution is the basis for our laws and should be protected/followed (liberal view)
	0% (0)	3) Other (please post)
	0% (0)	4) Not sure

28 voters have answered this question.

3) Are people basically good or bad?

	66% (18)	1) Good. We should allow people to live up to their potential (liberal view)
	14% (4)	2) Bad. We were all born evil and need strict laws to keep us in line and control what we can do with our bodies (conservative view)
	11% (3)	3) Other (please post)
	7% (2)	4) Not sure

27 voters have answered this question.

4) When people are truly in need of assistance, what should be done?

	7% (2)	1) Ignore them and let them fend for themselves (conservative view)
	74% (20)	2) Help them if for whatever reason they are unable to help themselves (liberal view)
	18% (5)	3) Other (please post)
	0% (0)	4) Not sure

27 voters have answered this question.

5) Who should decide what people should do with their own bodies?

	81% (22)	1) The individual (liberal view)
	11% (3)	2) The church and state (conservative view
	7% (2)	3) Other (please post)
	0% (0)	4) Not sure

27 voters have answered this question.

6) What about the good ol' environment?

	16% (4)	1) Nature is only here for our benefit. We should exploit as many resources as possible. (conservative view)
	72% (18)	2) This is the only planet we have, so we should learn to live in harmony with nature. (liberal view)
	12% (3)	3) Other (please post)
	0% (0)	4) Not sure

25 voters have answered this question.

7) From which sources have you drawn on for your political views? You may choose multiple responses for this one.

	57% (16)	1) My parents/family
	32% (9)	2) My friends
	21% (6)	3) My school
	25% (7)	4) My church/spiritual group
	35% (10)	5) Television
	21% (6)	6) Talk radio
	64% (18)	7) Books
	46% (13)	8) The internet/blogs
	3% (1)	9) Misterpoll
	78% (22)	10) My own critical thinking
	7% (2)	11) My work/co-workers/boss
	35% (10)	12) Other
	0% (0)	13) Not sure

28 voters have answered this question.

8) What are your political views?

	31% (9)	1) Liberal
	17% (5)	2) Conservative
	3% (1)	3) Moderate
	24% (7)	4) Depends on the issue
	0% (0)	5) Green
	6% (2)	6) Libertarian
	6% (2)	7) Socialist
	0% (0)	8) Communist
	0% (0)	9) Fascist
	6% (2)	10) Anarchist
	0% (0)	11) Trotskyite
	0% (0)	12) Nazi
	3% (1)	13) Unaligned crotchety old crank
	0% (0)	14) Other
	0% (0)	15) Not sure

29 voters have answered this question.

9) Despite the fact that this is a parody of other "Conservative vs Liberal" polls, and the fact that I do acknowledge that there is alot of grey area and complexity, and that no one neatly fits these labels, I do generally believe in the definitions that I put forth (and obviously, I do have a liberal bias overall). Do you tend to agree or disagree with my definitions?

	6% (2)	1) Agree (I'm more conservative than liberal)
	48% (15)	2) Agree (I'm more liberal than conservative)
	16% (5)	3) Disagree (I'm more conservative than liberal)
	12% (4)	4) Disagree (I'm more liberal than conservative)
	12% (4)	5) Other
	3% (1)	6) Not sure

31 voters have answered this question.

10) One more. Should corporations get help from the government (corporate welfare)

	11% (3)	1) Yes. Corporations are cool. We should subsidize them and let them do whatever they want (conservative view)
	70% (19)	2) No. We shouldn't subsidize them, and we should fairly and reasonably regulate them so they don't screw over other people (liberal view)
	18% (5)	3) Other (please post)
	0% (0)	4) Not sure

27 voters have answered this question.