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Parody of "Conservative vs. Liberal" polls

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After taking a few "Conservative vs. Liberal" polls, I thought I'd make one myself with my own bias. Have fun, and please respond in the message area.
1) Do you think it's a good idea to bomb, invade, and occupy countries that were never really a threat in order to benefit multi-national corporations?
1) Yes. I think wars to benefit multi-national corporations are "the bomb" (conservative view)
2) No. I don't believe wars should be fought to benefit corporations and war-profiteers. Only for self-defense and when absolutely necessary (liberal view)
3) Other (please post)
4) Not sure
2) Do you support the Bill of Rights in the Constitution of the United States
1) No. I think warrentless wiretapping, torture, trials without juries, and the infusion of religion in politics are great. I only support the 2nd amendment (conservative view)
2) Yes. I believe the constitution is the basis for our laws and should be protected/followed (liberal view)
3) Other (please post)
4) Not sure
3) Are people basically good or bad?
1) Good. We should allow people to live up to their potential (liberal view)
2) Bad. We were all born evil and need strict laws to keep us in line and control what we can do with our bodies (conservative view)
3) Other (please post)
4) Not sure
4) When people are truly in need of assistance, what should be done?
1) Ignore them and let them fend for themselves (conservative view)
2) Help them if for whatever reason they are unable to help themselves (liberal view)
3) Other (please post)
4) Not sure
5) Who should decide what people should do with their own bodies?
1) The individual (liberal view)
2) The church and state (conservative view
3) Other (please post)
4) Not sure
6) What about the good ol' environment?
1) Nature is only here for our benefit. We should exploit as many resources as possible. (conservative view)
2) This is the only planet we have, so we should learn to live in harmony with nature. (liberal view)
3) Other (please post)
4) Not sure
7) From which sources have you drawn on for your political views? You may choose multiple responses for this one.
1) My parents/family
2) My friends
3) My school
4) My church/spiritual group
5) Television
6) Talk radio
7) Books
8) The internet/blogs
9) Misterpoll
10) My own critical thinking
11) My work/co-workers/boss
12) Other
13) Not sure
8) What are your political views?
1) Liberal
2) Conservative
3) Moderate
4) Depends on the issue
5) Green
6) Libertarian
7) Socialist
8) Communist
9) Fascist
10) Anarchist
11) Trotskyite
12) Nazi
13) Unaligned crotchety old crank
14) Other
15) Not sure
9) Despite the fact that this is a parody of other "Conservative vs Liberal" polls, and the fact that I do acknowledge that there is alot of grey area and complexity, and that no one neatly fits these labels, I do generally believe in the definitions that I put forth (and obviously, I do have a liberal bias overall). Do you tend to agree or disagree with my definitions?
1) Agree (I'm more conservative than liberal)
2) Agree (I'm more liberal than conservative)
3) Disagree (I'm more conservative than liberal)
4) Disagree (I'm more liberal than conservative)
5) Other
6) Not sure
10) One more. Should corporations get help from the government (corporate welfare)
1) Yes. Corporations are cool. We should subsidize them and let them do whatever they want (conservative view)
2) No. We shouldn't subsidize them, and we should fairly and reasonably regulate them so they don't screw over other people (liberal view)
3) Other (please post)
4) Not sure
This poll was created on 2008-03-22 17:53:28 by totoro