If you were GOD... (Poll by blackninja133)
1. Would you come to Earth to see how things are cooking up?
| 85% (41) | Sure. (go to Q2) | |
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| 14% (7) | Nah, I've more inportant things to do. (go to Q3) |
48 voters have answered this question.
2. If you came to Earth, what would you do first?
| 11% (5) | Tell people to worship me/ Start a cult (skip to Q6) | |
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| 4% (2) | Perform Magic tricks and earn zillions! (skip to Q6) | |
| 16% (7) | End all war! (skip to Q5) | |
| 4% (2) | Start a new war! (Skip to Q10) | |
| 0% (0) | Give your power to someone else... I can't be bothered! (Skip to Q24) | |
| 4% (2) | become a crime fighter hero... like superman! Except better! (Skip to Q22) | |
| 11% (5) | Stop global Warming (Skip to Q4) | |
| 2% (1) | Destroy the Earth! (Skip to Q13) | |
| 6% (3) | Safely dispose of the worlds nuclear weapons! (Skip to Q4) | |
| 18% (8) | Use heal miracles to heal everyone! (Go to Q5) | |
| 0% (0) | Turn all the water into Blood! (Skip to Q9) | |
| 18% (8) | Destroy all the evil companies: Jamba Juice, Evian, AOL, and the US government. (skip to Q4) | |
| 0% (0) | Leave Earth! (got to Q3) |
43 voters have answered this question.
3. What do you do?
| 18% (2) | Go to Hell. (Skip to Q7) | |
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| 54% (6) | Stay in Heaven (Skip to Q10) | |
| 27% (3) | I changed my mind, go to Earth! (Go back to Q2) |
11 voters have answered this question.
4. The earth is doing fine now. What do you do now?
| 20% (4) | Start a Cult. (Skip to Q6) | |
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| 10% (2) | Go to heaven. (Skip to Q7) | |
| 5% (1) | go to space. (go to Q11) | |
| 5% (1) | Go to Hell. (Skip to Q7) | |
| 10% (2) | Destroy the Earth! (Skip to Q13) | |
| 50% (10) | Get rid of all evil in the world somehow. (skip to Q15) |
20 voters have answered this question.
5. The earth is over populated. What do you do?
| 15% (3) | Start a war. (Skip to Q10) | |
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| 10% (2) | Destroy the Earth! (Skip to Q13) | |
| 10% (2) | Create a creature that feeds on humans! (Skip to Q8) | |
| 21% (4) | Ignore the problem. It'll go away! (Skip to Q17) | |
| 5% (1) | Start a new diease! (Skip to Q16) | |
| 36% (7) | Make all males infertile until the popualtion is normal again. (Skip to Q21) |
19 voters have answered this question.
6. A lot of people (about 2 billion) now worship you, now what?
| 13% (2) | Kill all of them! (Go to Q20) | |
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| 40% (6) | Killl all the non-believers! (Go to Q20) | |
| 6% (1) | Create a creature that feeds on humans! (Go to Q8) | |
| 6% (1) | Make the humans build a huge statue deadicated to you. (skip to Q12) | |
| 20% (3) | Do some good, and heal all the sick! (Go to Q17) | |
| 13% (2) | Do some good and become a hero crime fighter, like Superman! (skip to Q22) | |
| 0% (0) | Turn all water into blood! (Go to Q9) |
15 voters have answered this question.
7. Your in hell, now what?
| 22% (2) | Get rid of all the evil! (Go to Q15) | |
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| 44% (4) | kill the devil! (Go to Q15) | |
| 33% (3) | Take charge of hell and rain death over all the earth! (Go to Q13) |
9 voters have answered this question.
8. The creature is eating EVERYONE! What do you do?
| 66% (8) | Kill the creature! (Go to Q20) | |
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| 33% (4) | Let the beast continue! (Go to Q16) |
12 voters have answered this question.
9. All the water is now blood, and because of that, all the people on Earth are dead, except two humans, but they need water! Do something!
| 0% (0) | Let them die! (Go To Q11) | |
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| 75% (3) | Turn the blood back into water! (Go to Q16) | |
| 25% (1) | Destroy the Earth! (go to Q13) |
4 voters have answered this question.
10. You look down from heaven, and the earth is at war! Do something!
| 40% (6) | Create a creature to eat the humans! (go back to Q8) | |
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| 20% (3) | Destroy the Earth! (Go to Q13) | |
| 40% (6) | Let them destroy themselves! (Go to Q11) |
15 voters have answered this question.
11. You wiped out the human race! Game over! :(
| 100% (10) | Oh well.... (Go to Q26) |
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10 voters have answered this question.
12. The humans need more power to filful your wishes. What do you do?
| 0% (0) | (SIGH!) If you need something done to it youself! Build the statue yourself! (Go to Q18) | |
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| 50% (3) | Build a nuclear power plant to get the power they need. (Go to Q21) | |
| 50% (3) | Build a Electrical plant to deal with the power problem. (go to Q18) |
6 voters have answered this question.
13. How do you destroy the Earth?
| 50% (4) | Meteors! (Go to Q14) | |
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| 12% (1) | Flood! (Go to Q14) | |
| 0% (0) | Volcanoes! (Go to Q14) | |
| 12% (1) | Destroy the sun! without sunlight, life cannot exist! (Go to Q19) | |
| 0% (0) | Create a creature that eats humans non-stop! (Go back to Q8) | |
| 12% (1) | Push the Earth towards the sun, heating it way too much for life to exist! (Go to Q14) | |
| 0% (0) | Turn all the water into blood! Without water, the humans cannot live! (Go back to Q9) | |
| 12% (1) | Use the Nuclear bombs the humans made! It'll look like an accident and no-one will blame God for the distrcion of the Earth! {If you destroy the worlds supply of nuclear bombs in a previous Q, you cannot use this! No cheating!} (Go to Q14) | |
| 0% (0) | Create a diesae! (Go to Q16) |
8 voters have answered this question.
14. the earth is now destroyed. :(
| 100% (6) | awww well, I'll do better next time! (Go to Q26) |
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6 voters have answered this question.
15. All the Evil in the World is gone, all humans now worship you. Now what?
| 37% (6) | Life goes on, I will not interfear with human life anymore, except the odd miracle... (Go to Q27) | |
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| 37% (6) | Create Evil again! Life is boring without it! (Go back to Q10) | |
| 12% (2) | Destroy the Earth! (Go back to Q13) | |
| 12% (2) | Save each and every human you can, the population of the earth will increase, but who cares? (go to Q17) |
16 voters have answered this question.
16. There are only two humans left, a male and female, what do you do?
| 66% (6) | Let them breed and filful the Earth again! (Go to Q20) | |
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| 0% (0) | Kill the female (by striking her with lighting), so the male shall go insane and kill himself! (Go to Q11) | |
| 11% (1) | Kill the male (by striking him with lighting), so the female shall go insane and kill herself! (Go to Q25) | |
| 22% (2) | Kill them (By striking them with lighting!) (Go to Q11) | |
| 0% (0) | Kill them! (By crushing them with metoers!) (Go to Q11) |
9 voters have answered this question.
17. The human population is massive! The humans are now killing the babies of poor families just to make sure that there will be enough falaities for the babies of rich families! DO something!
| 8% (1) | Destroy the Earth! (Go back to Q13) | |
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| 41% (5) | make all males infertile until the population is solved. (go to Q21) | |
| 16% (2) | Use nuclear bombs to wipe out the Earth! {If you wiped out the earth supply of nukes in a previous Q, you cannot use this. No cheating!} (go to Q14) | |
| 33% (4) | Use nukes to wipe out enough of the humans so there is no more problem! (Go to Q27) |
12 voters have answered this question.
18. The statue is complete! What now?
| 16% (1) | Life goes on, as long as the statue is standing, and enough people worshihp me, nothing is wrong. (go to Q23) | |
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| 33% (2) | Destroy the Earth! (Go to Q13) | |
| 50% (3) | Wipe out all evil somehow. (Go to Q27) | |
| 0% (0) | Become a superhero! (go to Q22) |
6 voters have answered this question.
19. Ok smart guy, how are you going to destroy the sun??!?
| 50% (3) | Eat it! I'm god, I can do that! (Go to Q11) | |
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| 0% (0) | Suck all the hydrogen out of space, so the sun will burn out! (Go to Q11) | |
| 16% (1) | Blow it out! I'm God, I can do that! Can't I? (go to Q11) | |
| 33% (2) | Destroy it using your mind powers! (Go to Q11) |
6 voters have answered this question.
20. There's a problem, The earth's population is too low to survive! What do you do?
| 10% (2) | Ignore the problem (go to Q11) | |
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| 42% (8) | Create more humans from dust! They don't call me God for nothing! (Go to Q27) | |
| 47% (9) | Give them what they need to survive, clean water for drinking, fruit for eating, homes for shelter, etc (Go to Q23) |
19 voters have answered this question.
21. All the males are now infertile and the population is declining fast! What do you do?
| 6% (1) | Ignore the problem. (go to Q20) | |
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| 6% (1) | Invent a machine that Clones humans! (Go to Q27) | |
| 60% (9) | Make new, fertile, humans from dust! They don't call me God for nothing! (Go to Q27) | |
| 13% (2) | Destroy the Earth! (Go to Q13) | |
| 13% (2) | Kill all the infertile males. (Go to Q25) |
15 voters have answered this question.
22. You are a Superhero. There is a villian robbing a bank, which truns out to be the devil himself! What do you do?
| 44% (4) | Strike him with lighting! (go to Q23) | |
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| 11% (1) | Burn him! (Go to Q23) | |
| 0% (0) | NUKE HIM! (Go to Q14) | |
| 0% (0) | Ask him kindly to hand himself in, and go home. (go to Q27) | |
| 44% (4) | Fight him to the Death! (Go to Q15) |
9 voters have answered this question.
23. Ok, life is good, population isn't too high or too low. You're doing just fine. But there is still evil in the world. Do you do anything?
| 35% (5) | Nah, let there be evil, life is boring without it. (go to Q26) | |
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| 64% (9) | Destroy the evil, innocent people die with evil in the world. (go to Q27) |
14 voters have answered this question.
24. You lost your power.... oh well...
| 100% (4) | oh well... (go to Q26) |
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4 voters have answered this question.
25. The whole popualtion is made up of female(s). What do you do?
| 20% (1) | Ignorge the problem! (Go to Q11) | |
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| 80% (4) | Make men from dust! (Go to Q23) |
5 voters have answered this question.
26. Did you enjoy this poll? (AFTER THIS Q, SUBMIT VOTE!)
| 52% (25) | Yes, blackninja133, quite the adventure! | |
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| 37% (18) | OK | |
| 10% (5) | Bad |
48 voters have answered this question.
27. Congrads! You're the goodest god ever! You destroyed all the Evil! There is nothing left for you to do.
| 100% (29) | Great. (Go to Q26) |
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29 voters have answered this question.
