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Jamba Juice (Poll by blackninja133)

Let me tell you something... Jamba Juice is EVIL!!!!! Let me explain... I was on wikipedia, and I clicked on random arcticle, it brought me here: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Secret_Menu If for any technial reason you cannot access the page, Let me enlighten you, heres, word for word, what it says: Jamba Juice has a number of items that aren't listed on the menu, but have been learned through tribal knowledge. These items appear to be secret because of the inherent unhealthiness of some of the smoothies (such as smoothies made entirely with sweets), copyright violations (such as the use of the word Gummi or Skittles) or generally controversial names (such as the Thank You Jesus or Screaming Orgasm). Most Jamba Juice employees will not let customers order these smoothies unless the customer knows the name and recipe for the desired beverage, as many are not listed: simply asking for "a good secret" will not get the customer anywhere. Keep in mind that Jamba Juice permits its customers to order any combination of ingredients for no additional price. Flavors include: Passion Berry Breeze, Strawberry Shortcake, White Gummy Bear, PB+J, Pink Star, Skittles, Red Gummy Bear, Sourpatch Kid, Now and Later, Push Pop, Green Gummi Bear, Raspberry Dreamin', Pineapple Dreamin', Tropical Tango, Pacific Passion, Berry Depressing, Apple Pie, Fruity Pebbles, Rainbow Sherbet, Andres' Surprise, and Lemonade Lightnin' and Screaming Orgasm.
Where do you live?
America
Somewhere else that has Jamba Juice Shops
Somewhere where Jamba Juice doesn't exist. (End Poll)
Do you have a local Jamba Juice?
Yes.
No, theres one a lot of miles away, we visit it from time to time
No, Jamba Juice is not heard of. (End Poll!)
Did you know about this "Secreat underground menu"?
Yes, I ordered from it.
Yes, although I never ordered anything from it.
Yes, I work there. I'm evil!
No, I have a local jamba Juice, and never heard of this.
No, I work there, and have never heard of this. (before you brought it up)
Do you want a drink off of the underground menu?
YES! I WANT THE SRCEAMING ORGASM!
Yeah, I'll have a Thank You Jesus
yeah, I'll have a Berry Depressing to go...
Yeah, I'll have THEM ALL!
NO! They sound awful!
What do you NOW think of Jamba Juice?
It's AWESOME!
It's EVIL!
It's OK!
Other thoughts? POST THEM!
How was this poll?
It was very informative, thank you, blackninja133. Got to go and get me a Screamin' Orgasm!
It was ok
Bad
This poll was created on 2008-02-25 17:09:08 by Blackninja133