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Cults for fun and profit.

I am always wondering why people follow religious cults and find their absolute wackiness kind of fascinating. I will probably upset most people with some of the questions if they have no sense of humor. What do you think?

1) Why do people follow cults?

68% (28) 1) They feel their lives are empty
46% (19) 2) They are lost
43% (18) 3) They are stupid
2% (1) 4) They are making a great decision. Cults are cool
51% (21) 5) They like following charismatic authority figures
24% (10) 6) Other
4% (2) 7) Not sure

41 voters have answered this question.

2) Which cults are completely ridiculous. You may choose multiple responses.

72% (31) 1) Scientology
62% (27) 2) The Moonies
37% (16) 3) Christianity
44% (19) 4) Mormons
11% (5) 5) Atheists
55% (24) 6) The 700 club
46% (20) 7) The Peoples Temple
53% (23) 8) Brittany Spears
34% (15) 9) Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster
34% (15) 10) Church of the Subgenius
39% (17) 11) Freemasons
55% (24) 12) Jehovah's Witnesses
37% (16) 13) Falun Gong
27% (12) 14) The Grateful Dead
44% (19) 15) Oprah
37% (16) 16) Campus Crusade for Cthulhu
41% (18) 17) The Holy order of the Lemon
41% (18) 18) Lyndon LaRouche
55% (24) 19) Satanism
48% (21) 20) All religions are cults and are ridiculous
34% (15) 21) Other
6% (3) 22) Not sure
27% (12) 23) How dare you include my religion on this list!!!!!!

43 voters have answered this question.

3) If you could write bad science fiction and make a multi-level marketing scheme disquised as a religion around it and buy up a large chunk of L.A. and other major cities in the process, would you?

30% (13) 1) Yes
54% (23) 2) No
4% (2) 3) No. I would just follow such a cult
4% (2) 4) Other
4% (2) 5) Not sure

42 voters have answered this question.

4) Are you offended by some of my possible choices of cults?

18% (8) 1) Yes. (Please feel free to chew me out in the message area)
48% (21) 2) No.
20% (9) 3) Yes. But I have a good sense of humor and I understand that you are just being silly.
11% (5) 4) No, but some of those choices are ridiculous
0% (0) 5) Other
0% (0) 6) Not sure

43 voters have answered this question.

5) So what is the differance between a cult and a religion?

30% (13) 1) Cults are based on strong authoritarian personalities
34% (15) 2) Cults have no tolerance for other perspectives
48% (21) 3) Cults brainwash people and expect them to hold very narrow belief systems
32% (14) 4) Cults merely seek power
13% (6) 5) Cults are evil. Religion is good
34% (15) 6) There is no differance
34% (15) 7) Cults kidnap people and turn them against their families
18% (8) 8) Other
4% (2) 9) Not sure

43 voters have answered this question.

6) Have you ever been part of a cult?

16% (7) 1) Yes
78% (33) 2) No
4% (2) 3) Not sure

42 voters have answered this question.

7) Picking on Scientology for a second, why in the world do people become Scientologists?

30% (13) 1) They like bad science fiction and can't seperate it from real life
47% (20) 2) Their favorite movie stars belong to it
54% (23) 3) They have lots of money to throw at a multi-level marketing cult
23% (10) 4) They enjoy being threatened if they question the program
57% (24) 5) They are just plain stupid
9% (4) 6) How dare you ask such a question. You need to be audited and cleared after paying us a few thousand dollars
23% (10) 7) Other
11% (5) 8) Not sure

42 voters have answered this question.

8) Finally, what are your religious beliefs?

6% (3) 1) Christianity-Evangelical
4% (2) 2) Christianity-Protestant
4% (2) 3) Christianity-Catholic
6% (3) 4) Mormon
2% (1) 5) Christianity-Other
2% (1) 6) Jewish
0% (0) 7) Muslim/Islamic
0% (0) 8) Hindu
0% (0) 9) Buddhist
2% (1) 10) Shinto
0% (0) 11) Taoist
9% (4) 12) Pagan/Wiccan
0% (0) 13) Native American spirituality
0% (0) 14) Kali worshiper
32% (14) 15) Atheist
9% (4) 16) Agnostic
2% (1) 17) Mixed spirituality
2% (1) 18) Spiritual but not religious
0% (0) 19) Scientologist
0% (0) 20) Moonie
0% (0) 21) Church of the Subgenius
4% (2) 22) Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster
0% (0) 23) Voodoo
2% (1) 24) Other (I tried to include as many as possible, but I know that I missed some)
6% (3) 25) Not sure

43 voters have answered this question.

This poll was created on 2008-01-27 08:26:29 by totoro