Poll of Glory

How many sausages can you eat in one sitting?

	0% (0)	0 I dant like soosage
	18% (2)	1 Ya, I'm pretty damn awesome
	9% (1)	2
	27% (3)	3
	0% (0)	4
	27% (3)	5 I'm officially gay
	0% (0)	6
	0% (0)	7
	18% (2)	More than 7

11 voters have answered this question.

When do you think you're gonna die?

	0% (0)	Less than an hour (Ya, I'm a professional skydiver/mafia member/lethal injection tester)
	0% (0)	Less than a year
	0% (0)	In 5 years (I gotta lay off the donuts)
	0% (0)	In 10 years
	0% (0)	In 30 years
	45% (5)	In 50 years
	9% (1)	In 100 years
	27% (3)	I'm immortal
	18% (2)	I'm already dead

11 voters have answered this question.

What grades did you get or are you getting in school?

	0% (0)	Straight A's (Acient-European economic systems are cool!)
	45% (5)	A's and B's
	0% (0)	B's
	27% (3)	B's and C's
	18% (2)	C's
	0% (0)	C's and D's
	0% (0)	D's
	0% (0)	D's and F's
	9% (1)	F's (What is this school you speak of?)

11 voters have answered this question.

When do you think the world will end?

	9% (1)	Right Now (You were wrong)
	27% (3)	Pretty Soon
	54% (6)	Millions of billions of years from now
	9% (1)	Never

11 voters have answered this question.

Do you think the following phrase is funny? Whoop jug I love thee!

	0% (0)	Yes, I'm falling out of my chair
	45% (5)	Yes, It's mildly amusing
	36% (4)	No, It's pretty stupid
	18% (2)	That is the dumbest thing I've ever heard

11 voters have answered this question.

What's your opinion on quizzes?

	81% (9)	They're quite quizzical
	0% (0)	They're dumb
	18% (2)	East Amsterdam

11 voters have answered this question.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a lollipop?

	0% (0)	1
	36% (4)	800
	9% (1)	4,562
	9% (1)	63 Billion
	45% (5)	Infinity

11 voters have answered this question.