Be R. Kelly For A Day

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You get to pretend that yoou're R. Kelly. I saw that episode of South Park that made fun of R. Kelly, and I decided to do this poll.

You open your eyes to a new day. What do you do?

Wake up

Go back to sleep

Pull out your gun

You make breakfast, but you spill it all on the floor. What do you do?

Clean it up

Leave it there for your maid to clean

Pull out your gun

You are recording a new song, but you screw up. What do you do?

Try again

Call it quits for the day

Pull out your gun

Beyonce comes along and wants to make love with you. What do you do?

Refuse (Who knows? Someome might pick this!)

Pull out your gun

Inside a nightclub, a lot of girls are surrounding you. What do you do?

Buy them all drinks

Push them away

Pull out your gun

The cops catch you with some dope. What do you do?

Go in quietly

Run

Pull out your gun

Enemy rappers come at you. What do you do?

Punch one of them in the eye

Run

Pull out your gun

You are feeling sleepy. What do you do?

Go to sleep

Force yourself to stay awake

Pull out your gun

You are having a bad dream. What do you do?

Call for Mommy

Be strong, like a man

Pull out your gun

Finally, you are being asked what did you think of this poll. What do you do?

Say you liked it

Say you didn't like it

Pull out your gun

This poll was created on 2007-08-22 00:52:53 by Refuse/Resist!