Mister Poll: The Hillary Poll

Do you like Hillary?

Yes I do

Kinda somewhat

Not at all

Do you like Bill?

Yes I do

Kinda somewhat

Not at all

Do you think Bill should have been impeached for his affair with Monica?

Yes, He is supposed to be a role model, not having oral sex in the Oval Office

No, His private sex life is of no concern to me and adultery not a reason to impeach

What's Hillary's best quality?

What is her worst quality?

Marriage to Bill

Perception as a political opportunist

Too Martha Stewarty

Low polling with men

Voted for Iraq War

Hated by too many conservatives

She has none

How do you feel about the War in Iraq?

It was the biggest military blunder in history

It was good to go in and we should stay there

I wanted it in the beginning but now I don't anymore

War is always wrong

How do you feel about abortion?

PRO-CHOICE because The government can't force women to give birth to babies they can't or will not bring to term

PRO-CHOICE because Abortion is okay and there's nothing wrong with it

PRO-LIFE because the fetus is a living thing and to kill a living thing is murder

PRO-LIFE because abortion is against the word of God

DON'T CARE because it doesn't affect my life either way

How do you feel about gay marriage?

SUPPORT because to deny a couple that loves each other marriage rights is just not right

SUPPORT because it is unconstitutional/there's a separation of church and state

SUPPORT because I have gay family and friends

OPPOSE because marriage is for heterosexuals only

OPPOSE because the Bible says homosexuality is wrong

DON'T CARE because it doesn't affect my life either way

Is global warming happening?

Yes, It's proven already that it is

No, It's all a leftist hoax

Do you like Bush?

Love him

Like very much

Like a little

I don't know

Do not like him at all

Think he's horrible

In this match-up, who would you vote for?

Hillary Rodham Clinton (D)

John McCain (R)

Neither

Who would you vote for in the Democratic primary?

Hillary Rodham Clinton

Barack Obama

John Edwards

Bill Richardson

Al Gore (if running)

Somebody else

Who would you vote for in this match up?

Hillary Rodham Clinton (D)

Rudy Giuliani (R)

Neither

Who will be the Republican nominee?

Mitt Romney

John McCain

Rudy Giuliani

Newt Gingrich

Somebody else

Are you female?

Yes

No

Do you want a woman president?

Yes, It's about time

No, A woman can't be President

Doesn't matter to me

Who is smarter?

Hillary

Bush

Neither is

Generally do you lean more towards the Democratic Party or more towards Republican Party?

Democratic

Republican

A Third Party

Neither

What will be the two candidates running against each other next year?

Is Bill an asset to Hillary?

Yes

No

Will there be a Christian right defection to a third party if a moderate Republican wins the nomination?

Yes, the religious right will never quit

No, the Republicans will make sure there is no third party

Will the Iraq War get better or worse?

Worse

Better

Would you like to see Al Gore throw his hat into the ring?

Yes

No

Are you...

A progressive/modernist/leftist

A moderate/centrist/non-partisan

A conservative/right-wing/traditionalist