Kate Moss belly punching tournament

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Kate Moss had enough of being called a weakling. So to show to the whole world that she is tougher than she looks, she organizes a belly punching tournament in which she has to face some of the most famous girls out there. The rules are simple: the opponents, wearing bikinis, start trading belly punches and after taking a punch, each girl has 30 seconds to recover and reply. The first contestant unable to deliver a punch after 30 seconds loses. Oh, here comes Kate and she whispers in my ear that she's ready. Will she win? Will she lose? YOU decide!

Kate's first opponent is no other than the blonde Paris Hilton.

Kate easily wins.

Kate hardly wins.

Paris quickly beats Kate's flat belly into a jelly and Kate has to be taken away on a stretcher.

Kate now faces gorgeous Jessica Simpson who's wearing a superb red bikini.

Kate easily wins.

Kate hardly wins.

Kate takes the belly bashing of a life time and spends a whole week doubled over in pain.

Here comes Kate's next opponent the very talented Gwen Stefani.

Kate easily wins.

Kate hardly wins.

Gwen crushes Kate's abs to a pulp and Kate spends the night moaning in pain on the floor.

And finally here comes Calista Flockhart wearing her Barbie doll's bikini after having it adjusted by her dressmaker.

Kate easily wins.

Kate hardly wins.

Kate loses and writes her autobiography called Memories of a winded weakling.

This poll was created on 2006-12-15 21:03:29 by basil