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Alexis Bledel loves coffee. Do you?

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She doesn't, really...but won't you please stay and take my poll, anyway? Afterward, you can dream of that fine, young thang!
Do you drink coffee?
Yes, it's my God! (This poll is not for you.)
Never touch the stuff! (Howdy, pardner!)
Are you a fan of actress Alexis Bledel?
No! I'm a fan of the Alexis Bledel Haters Club! (Get lost then, loser!)
As sure as the sky is blue! She's my homegirl! (Doesn't every guy say that?)
If you drink coffee, why? Pick the stronger statement.
I happen to like the taste. Period, end of discussion.
I drink it cause everyone does. Society says you shouldn't go through the day without a good cup of coffee.
Alexis Bledel doesn't drink coffee (and neither does the pollmaker). I found this out one day when I was looking at her profile on www.imdb.com--Internet Movie Database. Did you know that about her?
Yes
No
All my life, I've wondered if I was alone in this. (Thank you, Alexis, for showing me I'm not. I've always wanted to meet another coffee non-conformist.) Are there any more out there?
Yes, you found one in me!
Keep looking, pal. Keep looking, and looking, and looking...
Are you sick and tired of all the hype in the world today over how cool coffee is?
Yes!
No
Wouldn't you just love to show those people up and put them in their place?
Yes! You've got an idea?
Bye, I'm outta here! I don't wanna talk to a bunch of coffee haters!
I'm thinking of starting a new group. It's called The Cha-Cha Club. It stands for Citizens Happily Annoying Coffee Hogging Addicts! What do you think?
Ha, ha! I love it! That'll show those dorks!
What the...? Oh, pul-leeze!
I'm thinking of asking Alexis Bledel to be a celebrity spokesperson for my cause. Think she'll be glad to join?
Absopositivelutely!
No way! Not in a million years! She'll think it's stupid, just like I do!
You see, what we do is take turns going over to one another's homes once a week, like on Thursdays...watch Gilmore Girls reruns...have TEA and cookies...and make fun of people who drink coffee! Sound like a plan?
Cool! Where do I sign?
Tea is for gays, the rich, and the British! I'm not one of you people!
All you have to do is make a promise--not necessarily to me, but to yourself--to stop drinking coffee. Your bank account and your health will thank you later. Okay?
O-tay! Awighty den! I'm in!
Bye, fool! May you have a good time with your geekfest!
Do you think Starbucks is one of the reasons why coffee is so popular today?
Yes
No
Aren't you just sick and tired of seeing a Starbucks on every corner these days?
Yes!
No!
How do you justify spending $5 for a simple cup of hot water poured over a bunch of beans--which come from a plant!--that has a fancy-schmancy label on it?
I don't!
I come up with ways.
Did you know that if you stop drinking coffee, your immune system will improve, your blood pressure will come down, you'll have more energy, you won't be 'on edge' as much, etc?
I do now!
So? I don't care! You mess with the man's addiction, you mess with the man!
Plus, you'll be saving money! Instead of giving Starchucks your hard-earned cash, you can make tea at home and take it with you in a nice, little thermos. Ever think of that?
Yeah, that's an idea.
This whole thing is stupid! I'll think I'll have another cup of java!
Is Alexis a hottie?
All hail Queen Alexis!
What that's got to do with anything?
What makes Alexis so cool?
She's a nice, down-to-earth gal who doesn't jump on the bandwagon and drink coffee! She's got her head on straight; I applaud you for joining her!
That fact that she's made of ice! She doesn't drink coffee; she's not cool!
Before you found out that Alexis was a non-coffee drinker, did you like her?
Yes
No
Now that you know the truth, what is your opinion of her?
the same
I like her better!
I don't like her as much.
Again, who's Alexis Bledel? (This choice is most likely picked by those who live in a cave!)
What do you like better?
Hot tea
Iced tea
Can't decide; I love 'em both!
I drink coffee! How many times do I have to tell you, dummy?
Who's better?
Lipton
Nestea
What goes better with your tea?
Oatmeal Raisin cakes
Peanut Butter bars
Fig Newtons
Vanilla Wafers
Chocolate Mint drops
Nothing; just some flavoring, like rasberry or lemon.
The company of Alexis Bledel!
If I asked out Alexis, how long do you think it would take before her parents pound me into the ground?
They won't do that.
You won't last ten seconds!
Thanks, just wanted to know. (End of poll.)
No problem, don't mention it. Anytime, pal. (You little celeb stalker...you go, doggie!)
End of poll? No, I want more questions!
I hope you and Alexis have a nice life together enjoying tea and biscuits on the porch of your cabin overlooking Lake Getalifeinyourdreams!
This poll was created on 2007-07-21 22:30:58 by deepdarkdesire