The WORST Bad Baby Names of 2005!
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Welcome to my second annual WORST NAMES OF THE YEAR poll!
Each of the names listed below is an actual, verified name of a baby born in the US or Canada in 2005 (with the exception of Fan Mail names).
Each of the names are seperated into categories...pick the ones you think are the WORST of the names listed.
Results will be posted on my website, Bad Baby Names!, on Valentine's Day, 2006.
For a full description of our disclaimer and the categories used on the site and on this poll, please click here.
Thanks for voting!
CELEBRITY BAD BABY NAMES! Pick the worst name of these famous infants. Choose up to three.
| 11% (48) | Alabama Luella (Travis Hoppus) | |
|---|---|---|
| 6% (27) | Crew (Joshua Morrow) | |
| 3% (13) | Dakota Rain (Dolores O'Riordan) | |
| 12% (50) | Gigi Clementine (Cynthia Rowley) | |
| 58% (237) | God'iss Love (Lil' Mo) | |
| 8% (33) | Jorja Bleu (Brett Michaels) | |
| 21% (85) | Kal-el (Nic Cage) | |
| 5% (22) | Kashton (Kevin Millar) | |
| 9% (39) | Lyric (Ashley Parker Angel) | |
| 22% (92) | Mandla Kadjaly Carl Stevland (Stevie Wonder) | |
| 5% (22) | Mateo Bravery (Benjamin Bratt) | |
| 50% (205) | Moxie CrimeFighter (Penn Jillette) | |
| 6% (26) | Navy (Nivea) | |
| 33% (136) | Pirate (Jonathan Davis) | |
| 8% (33) | Poet (Soleil Moon Frye) | |
| 17% (71) | Praise Mary Ella (DMX) | |
| 5% (21) | Roxy J'Amie (Ric Pipino) | |
| 10% (43) | Shepherd (Jerry Seinfeld) | |
| 16% (68) | Tim-Elvis (David Guetta) | |
| 4% (20) | Zahara Marley (Angelina Jolie) |
403 voters have answered this question.
APOSTROPHE ABUSE (boys)! These names have all fallen victim to the horrible whims of the dreaded apostrophe. Choose up to three.
| 9% (35) | Cam'Ron | |
|---|---|---|
| 11% (44) | Chanze'es | |
| 31% (118) | Day'quandray | |
| 6% (23) | D'Jon | |
| 7% (27) | D'Monie | |
| 21% (83) | Don'ta'ja | |
| 27% (105) | Fiaavd'e | |
| 6% (25) | I'Lanny | |
| 54% (207) | Ja'sheem Day'twain Chris | |
| 6% (25) | La'tko | |
| 6% (25) | L'Cole | |
| 8% (32) | O'Jai | |
| 3% (13) | O'Merion | |
| 13% (53) | Q'ndell | |
| 15% (57) | R'Son | |
| 10% (39) | Sei'Jearr | |
| 33% (126) | Ta'Quwereus | |
| 16% (62) | Ted'Quarius | |
| 17% (67) | Xa'Viance | |
| 11% (42) | za'Veann | |
| 16% (63) | Z'Jayden |
379 voters have answered this question.
APOSTROPHE ABUSE (girls)! Will the abuse never end? Choose up to three.
| 11% (43) | A'jA | |
|---|---|---|
| 7% (27) | Anah'reya | |
| 4% (17) | A'Majena | |
| 10% (39) | Be'aJa | |
| 11% (44) | Cier'rrea | |
| 53% (198) | D'aSiyahna R'yaire | |
| 9% (35) | D'Kota | |
| 6% (24) | E'ryn | |
| 13% (49) | I'Zeyonna | |
| 7% (28) | Ja'genevia | |
| 44% (165) | JaKeil'a Ta-Shay | |
| 3% (12) | Ja'mya | |
| 12% (45) | Jane't | |
| 3% (14) | Kei'Lee | |
| 3% (12) | Ken'yel | |
| 12% (46) | K'le | |
| 16% (60) | Mi'Angel | |
| 26% (98) | N'finique | |
| 4% (17) | Sanai' | |
| 5% (22) | Sh'nia | |
| 12% (45) | Syn'Cere | |
| 4% (15) | Syri'yah | |
| 32% (119) | Ti-Leigh'yah | |
| 6% (25) | Zae'kee | |
| 10% (38) | Zy'Erica | |
| 11% (44) | Zy'rreah |
369 voters have answered this question.
BABY GOTH! If you could picture it on Marilyn Manson's kid...chances are, it's a Baby Goth name. Choose up to three.
| 10% (39) | Amythyst | |
|---|---|---|
| 21% (82) | Boa | |
| 20% (77) | Buffy | |
| 32% (124) | Crimzine | |
| 35% (134) | Dragon | |
| 6% (26) | Electra | |
| 19% (72) | Lestat | |
| 8% (33) | Magic | |
| 15% (58) | Majic | |
| 27% (104) | Morticia | |
| 40% (153) | Onyx Reign | |
| 23% (87) | Pagan | |
| 19% (72) | Phallyn | |
| 9% (35) | Piercen | |
| 9% (35) | Rayven | |
| 16% (61) | Syntoria |
378 voters have answered this question.
CR8IVE SPELLINGS (boys)! These are good names...gone horribly, horribly awry. Choose up to three.
| 21% (79) | Alyxx | |
|---|---|---|
| 7% (28) | Chameron | |
| 35% (132) | DaRick | |
| 16% (61) | Devon Aire | |
| 25% (95) | DillOn | |
| 10% (38) | Dimond | |
| 13% (51) | Dirrick | |
| 17% (65) | Hiery | |
| 56% (211) | Iaexavier | |
| 19% (72) | Jermichael | |
| 32% (120) | Johnnyton | |
| 8% (32) | Justus | |
| 4% (18) | Mavric | |
| 43% (163) | Ssamuel |
371 voters have answered this question.
CR8IVE SPELLINGS (girls)! Choose up to three.
| 7% (29) | AnA | |
|---|---|---|
| 20% (78) | BreOhna | |
| 18% (69) | Falisity | |
| 4% (16) | Fayth | |
| 18% (69) | Feonyx | |
| 23% (89) | Ha-Ly | |
| 23% (88) | Kierzdyn | |
| 16% (60) | Klowie | |
| 12% (47) | Knelee | |
| 2% (11) | Lawren | |
| 4% (16) | LayLa | |
| 9% (34) | Laylonnie | |
| 19% (73) | Myrakle | |
| 18% (71) | Nattalii-Grace | |
| 13% (49) | Parriss | |
| 27% (103) | Patients | |
| 2% (11) | Shyann | |
| 30% (115) | Sirrenitie Janette | |
| 11% (43) | Taelour | |
| 34% (130) | Zenniphyr |
374 voters have answered this question.
FAN MAIL (boys)! The Fan Mail names all come from you, the readers. They are the people you know, and the names that make you cringe. Choose up to three.
| 38% (143) | DeTaevious | |
|---|---|---|
| 30% (111) | Eddyllio | |
| 38% (140) | Ephram Zenon Blue | |
| 73% (271) | ESPN | |
| 25% (94) | Lazarus Sears | |
| 13% (50) | Michael Angelos | |
| 29% (107) | MiZaiah | |
| 40% (149) | Skirmante |
367 voters have answered this question.
FAN MAIL (girls)! Choose up to three.
| 4% (16) | Bethanni Leann | |
|---|---|---|
| 10% (39) | Cessna | |
| 16% (60) | Cherry Blossom | |
| 8% (30) | Clystia | |
| 45% (164) | Dakota Zipporah Derryberry | |
| 15% (55) | Donita Beaver | |
| 28% (104) | Galaxy Craze | |
| 49% (180) | Jzardenay Jzonquil | |
| 12% (44) | L'Artanetta | |
| 8% (30) | Meltonia | |
| 20% (73) | Miss La'trella | |
| 17% (64) | Phallon Reighn Elise | |
| 7% (28) | Sayonara | |
| 4% (17) | Shaeleen | |
| 41% (151) | Summersday Awna Patience | |
| 7% (26) | Tozanee | |
| 13% (49) | Utiva |
361 voters have answered this question.
GLOBETROTTER NAMES! If you can find it on a map, it's a Globetrotter name. Choose up to three.
| 15% (55) | Aspen | |
|---|---|---|
| 23% (82) | Boston | |
| 38% (137) | Brasilia | |
| 12% (43) | Dayton | |
| 43% (153) | Malaysia | |
| 30% (107) | Malibu | |
| 61% (219) | Montana Sierra Sioux | |
| 50% (179) | Philadelphia | |
| 11% (41) | Shiloh |
355 voters have answered this question.
MOUTFUL NAMES (boys)! Boys Hard to pronounce, harder to spell. Choose up to three.
| 6% (24) | Amaureion | |
|---|---|---|
| 40% (144) | Aptickasic | |
| 18% (66) | Aqaveryon | |
| 39% (139) | Danquereious | |
| 43% (152) | De'Ontaevious | |
| 64% (227) | Drevoughn Dondarius Marzell | |
| 73% (257) | Ramiyahsuitofi | |
| 4% (15) | Stemarion |
352 voters have answered this question.
MOUTFUL NAMES (girls)! Choose up to three.
| 7% (27) | Alayzhiona | |
|---|---|---|
| 58% (205) | Deayahjanique | |
| 8% (31) | Dianionique | |
| 11% (40) | Jakeriyonna | |
| 8% (30) | Karhmariana | |
| 44% (155) | Keahiolalaewa | |
| 53% (187) | Kevelin-Kahonkiaks | |
| 18% (63) | Lizfarianne | |
| 59% (206) | Marekeiya Autiyunnah | |
| 11% (40) | Muhayv | |
| 8% (28) | Namununa | |
| 7% (26) | Shakerriuna |
348 voters have answered this question.
PSEUDO-ROYALTY! Some names aren't names...they're titles! Choose up to three.
| 22% (78) | Bishop | |
|---|---|---|
| 35% (124) | Cae'zar | |
| 17% (62) | Chancellor | |
| 19% (69) | Emperes | |
| 43% (153) | King Rickey | |
| 25% (90) | Prince Charles Anthony | |
| 21% (74) | Princessa | |
| 55% (194) | Princess Meadow Royalty | |
| 21% (74) | Pryncess Amaya | |
| 34% (120) | Sire-Matthew |
350 voters have answered this question.
REDNECK HALL OF SHAME NAMES! Woo, doggie! Promenade on over yonder an' pick three o' these 'uns!
| 7% (27) | Amaleen | |
|---|---|---|
| 7% (27) | Audrey-Anne | |
| 12% (43) | Baylee-Ann | |
| 7% (27) | Bryar | |
| 21% (74) | EvaJo | |
| 11% (41) | Jasmynn Mae | |
| 12% (44) | Jaylnn Jo | |
| 10% (37) | Jaysanna Marie | |
| 41% (144) | Jazznellie | |
| 23% (81) | Jimmy Don | |
| 22% (79) | Leelasha | |
| 11% (39) | Nylette | |
| 9% (34) | Randa Lynn | |
| 14% (49) | Ray-Nathan | |
| 15% (53) | Savannah-Jean | |
| 21% (76) | Sharlexia | |
| 12% (44) | Shaylalynn | |
| 12% (43) | Shelbylyn | |
| 10% (35) | Shirlene | |
| 16% (58) | Shorna |
347 voters have answered this question.
SCI-FI SYNDROME NAMES! If they sound like they belong on a Star Trek episode or a Magic: the Gathering card...it's suffering from Sci-Fi Syndrome. Choose up to three.
| 16% (55) | Appollonia | |
|---|---|---|
| 19% (66) | Con'tur | |
| 48% (166) | Cu-Nu | |
| 9% (32) | Dax | |
| 4% (16) | Elora | |
| 6% (24) | Jairid | |
| 37% (127) | K'Moni Amor | |
| 16% (55) | Koden Walker | |
| 22% (76) | Lazer | |
| 27% (93) | Oceananna | |
| 4% (17) | Soren | |
| 20% (72) | Tri-An | |
| 16% (58) | Zadok | |
| 30% (106) | Zaynub | |
| 9% (31) | Zeaohn | |
| 18% (63) | Zreena |
343 voters have answered this question.
THIRD PLACE! Choose up to three.
| 39% (135) | Ahonesty Ny'kirra Amirr | |
|---|---|---|
| 5% (20) | Ambiance | |
| 4% (14) | Apollo | |
| 6% (21) | Bridges | |
| 5% (18) | Chianti | |
| 14% (50) | Darling Leitasi | |
| 33% (114) | Demokrat | |
| 2% (10) | Divine | |
| 18% (62) | Emmag'ine | |
| 6% (21) | Fortunate | |
| 10% (34) | Fox | |
| 12% (42) | Hopr | |
| 31% (106) | Hunter Grey Wolf | |
| 7% (27) | Law | |
| 7% (25) | Jacquit | |
| 3% (13) | Jurney | |
| 15% (53) | JyViolette | |
| 2% (9) | Kanon | |
| 37% (126) | Loveinna Hennessey-Alizay | |
| 7% (24) | Minx | |
| 4% (15) | Mitt | |
| 6% (21) | Persephone | |
| 3% (11) | Rush | |
| 5% (20) | Secret | |
| 1% (6) | Serenadi | |
| 3% (13) | Sparrow | |
| 3% (13) | Stetson | |
| 8% (28) | Sway Elise |
339 voters have answered this question.
SECOND PLACE! Choose up to three.
| 4% (16) | Adonis | |
|---|---|---|
| 18% (62) | Bambi | |
| 5% (18) | Blazer | |
| 3% (12) | Brando | |
| 10% (36) | Canari Marie | |
| 3% (13) | Carver | |
| 11% (39) | Cricket | |
| 16% (57) | Diamond Allure | |
| 3% (12) | Divinity | |
| 23% (79) | Esq | |
| 14% (49) | Fe | |
| 15% (53) | Iron David Carter | |
| 8% (28) | Kodiak | |
| 23% (78) | Lovejoat | |
| 2% (10) | Merci | |
| 10% (35) | Money | |
| 21% (73) | Odysseous Vidall | |
| 34% (117) | PC | |
| 5% (17) | Pinnacle | |
| 4% (15) | Pose | |
| 4% (14) | Reasure | |
| 5% (18) | Rowdy | |
| 3% (12) | Stalina-Belle | |
| 7% (25) | Tenacious | |
| 21% (72) | Thunder Taz | |
| 13% (46) | Warrior James | |
| 8% (30) | Ynique | |
| 6% (23) | Zeeba | |
| 2% (8) | Zima |
339 voters have answered this question.
And now...the moment you've all been waiting for...THE WORST NAME OF 2005! Choose up to three.
| 5% (22) | Avon | |
|---|---|---|
| 20% (76) | Chardonae Jazzie | |
| 11% (41) | Diezel | |
| 8% (33) | Graceland | |
| 26% (99) | Hallelujah | |
| 43% (162) | I'am | |
| 4% (15) | Jessie James | |
| 3% (13) | Kalvary | |
| 28% (105) | La'Miracle Chasitie | |
| 29% (110) | Ninja Maddox | |
| 4% (15) | Nixon | |
| 23% (86) | Peanut | |
| 6% (25) | Phasion | |
| 5% (22) | Price | |
| 13% (52) | Pumpkin | |
| 9% (36) | Snowy Dawn | |
| 10% (39) | Thursday | |
| 20% (75) | Together | |
| 47% (176) | Wildnerness Sunshine Lynn-Nicole |
372 voters have answered this question.
And finally...which are your favorite BAD BABY NAME categories?
| 39% (146) | Cr8ive Spellings | |
|---|---|---|
| 28% (105) | Apostrophe Abuse | |
| 29% (108) | Redneck Hall of Shame | |
| 15% (58) | Pseudo-Royalty | |
| 28% (103) | Mouthful | |
| 24% (90) | Baby Goth | |
| 10% (39) | Globetrotter | |
| 19% (73) | Sci-Fi Syndrome | |
| 19% (72) | Fan Mail |
366 voters have answered this question.
This poll was created on 2005-12-31 10:02:59
by Zen Pretzel Trick
