How many times aday do you fart?
When you fart out loud, do you
| 42% (109) | Laugh | |
|---|---|---|
| 12% (32) | Blush with embarassment | |
| 23% (60) | Make another noise acting like it was something else | |
| 21% (55) | Fart again, only louder |
256 voters have answered this question.
Has anyone ever blamed you for farting when you didn't
| 79% (204) | Yes | |
|---|---|---|
| 9% (24) | No | |
| 9% (24) | Always | |
| 1% (4) | Never |
256 voters have answered this question.
Has anyone ever asked you to pull their finger and it ended up to be a loud raunchy fart when you did?
| 61% (158) | Yes | |
|---|---|---|
| 23% (60) | No | |
| 15% (40) | Never tried it |
258 voters have answered this question.
Have you ever had a silent but deadly fart?
| 95% (244) | Yes | |
|---|---|---|
| 3% (9) | No | |
| 1% (3) | Don't know what that is |
256 voters have answered this question.
If farts had a pleasant odor, which would you choose for the smell?
| 23% (61) | Vanilla | |
|---|---|---|
| 15% (40) | Strawberry | |
| 12% (31) | Lilac | |
| 37% (97) | Fresh baked chocolate chip cookies | |
| 11% (29) | Lemon |
258 voters have answered this question.
On average how many times a day do YOU fart?
| 55% (143) | 10-20 | |
|---|---|---|
| 22% (57) | 30-40 | |
| 7% (19) | 50-60 | |
| 14% (38) | 60+ |
257 voters have answered this question.
Eating certain foods can cause gas. Which do you think causes your farts?
| 43% (111) | Eating Beans | |
|---|---|---|
| 5% (13) | Eating Carrots | |
| 7% (18) | Eating Ice Cream | |
| 1% (5) | Eating Twinkies | |
| 11% (30) | Eating Red Meat | |
| 30% (79) | Other |
256 voters have answered this question.
Do you enjoy fart jokes?
| 27% (69) | Yes | |
|---|---|---|
| 25% (65) | No | |
| 47% (121) | HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHA of course!! |
255 voters have answered this question.
