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Random Sex Poll

These are not actually questions about having sex randomly, but some random questions about sex.
First, what is your age?
14 or younger (please don't take this - go to the mall or go bowling or something.)
15-17
18-19
20-23
24-30
31-35
36-40
41+ (Sorry, I'm kind of wondering about the habits of people in a younger generation.)
Are you a virgin?
No.
Yes.
Depends on your definition of 'virgin.'
If you answered 'yes' above, do you intend to remain a virgin?
Only until I can get a guy/gal cornered somewhere and seduce him/her.
Not after my date tonight.
Yes, until I'm in a serious relationship.
Until I meet someone who I actually find attractive.
Until I'm in love.
Until I get engaged.
Until I get married / enter into a permanent civil union.
For life - I am celibate.
For life - the appeal of sex eludes me.
Which of the following best describes you?
Heterosexual male
Homosexual male
Bisexual male
Transexual
Heterosexual female
Homosexual female
Bisexual female
Something in between
Other
Defies categorization
According to your own opinion of what constitutes a 'good' sex life, how would you rate your *past* sex life?
Nonexistent
Mortifying
Bad
Fair
Good
Excellent
Fabulous
By the same definition, how would you rate your *present* sex life?
Nonexistent
Mortifying
Bad
Fair
Good
Excellent
Fabulous
Which of the following are the most important criteria in your definition of a good sex life?
Frequency
Quality
Endurance
Dimensions (does size/shape matter?)
Ratio of climaxes to encounters
Physical attraction to partner
Affection for partner
Fidelity
Number of partners
Number of jealous friends
Variety
Spontaneity
Other aspects of the relationship are a factor
Other / you've missed the obvious here
Other / it's kind of a personal preference
How do you think your current and/or most frequent partner would rate it?
Nonexistent
Much worse than I rated it
Worse
About the same
Better
Way better than I rated it
I honestly have no idea.
Would you continue an unsatisfying sexual relationship for any of the following reasons?
You are married/legally committed to your partner
You love your partner
Your partner is very good-looking
Your partner is very imaginative
Your partner has some other endearing quality (e.g. sweet pillow talk, good hands, sleeps through the night, brings you breakfast in bed)
Your partner probably has the potential to improve
You are using your partner to get something else that you want
Your partner has the ability to ruin your life if you break it off
Your partner will kill you if you break it off
At least you're getting some
People know you're getting some but are aware that it's bad
People know you're getting some and assume it's good
People assume that you're not getting any - ha! if they only knew.
Something else that I think is pretty normal.
Something else that is probably pretty crazy.
Are you getting...
More than you want?
Less than you want?
Exactly what you want?
We might as well have a question about random sex. Would you have sex with someone: without knowing his or her name?
yes
no
dunno
depends on how hot he or she is
...without knowing his or her sexual history?
yes
no
dunno
depends on how hot he or she is
...who is currently involved with a friend?
yes
no
dunno
depends on how hot
...who is currently involved with a member of your family?
yes
no
dunno
depends
...whom you just met, but find really, really attractive?
yes
no
dunno
...who has been involved with a friend or family member in the past?
yes
no
dunno
depends
Most people are having...
Better sex than I'm having.
Worse sex than I am.
Probably the same quality of sex.
It does not much signify.
Most people are having...
More sex than I am having.
Less sex than I am having.
The same amount of sex.
It does not much signify.
Ever faked one?
Yes.
No.
I would never.
I'm sure I will some day.
Faked one what?
So how often *are* you having sex?
Never.
Once a month or less.
A few times a month.
Once a week.
A few times a week.
Every day.
Several times a day.
Constantly.
How old were you when you had your first orgasm, through any means?
11 or younger
12 years old
13-14
15
16
17-18
19
20
21
22-24
25-30
31-35
36-40
Never.
The orgasm is a myth.
If two people are truly in love, it will always be incredible.
True.
False.
Love does not exist.
Is physical compatibility something that should be investigated before two people make a life-long commitment to each other?
No. Absolutely no intimacy before marriage.
It doesn't matter. It it doesn't work, look elsewhere or get a divorce.
I don't care - it's their prerogative.
Probably - it would suck to find out on their wedding night that it just doesn't work.
Definitely - I know from experience.
Definitely - they have no idea what they're missing.
I do personal evaluations; anyone need some additional info before deciding?
Do you believe any of the following statements?
Only humans, dolphins, and a few breeds of monkeys have sex for pleasure.
Dolphins are going to hell, then.
It is wise to wait until a child is mature enough to expose him or her to sexuality.
Kids should be told the truth all along.
Young people should be encouraged to satisfy their curiosity.
Men think about sex more than women do.
Men think about sex every six seconds.
Philosophers have great sex because they have great mind control.
Athletes have great sex because they have great physical coordination.
An adult relationship without sex is no different from a middle school one.
Two single attractive people can have a completely platonic friendship.
Plato was celibate.
It would be awesome to have sex...
on a roller coaster
while skydiving
in space
while watching Wheel of Fortune
on a merry-go-round
upside down on a jungle gym
at Chuckie Cheese's
on the 'floor' in the US Capitol Building or the Houses of Parliament
at Camp David
during a pro-life rally, on Penn. Ave. right outside the White House
in front of 10 Downing St.
in a hospital chapel
in an interrogation room at the police station
between the social sciences stacks at the library
between the Russian lit stacks at the library
in complete virtual reality
in the background of a movie scene as dead-body extras
on the floor of the NYSE
in a display coffin at a funeral home
This poll was created on 2005-09-26 00:15:42 by kmz5