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MEN - I want to get into your heads!

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I am doing a little mind exploration here. I am looking for trends in men's behavior, specifically as relates to the opposite sex. Note that this poll is focused almost entirely on the heterosexual male; I wouldn't know how to begin asking these questions as relates to anyone else!
Let's have an idea of your age:
15 or younger
16-19
20-23
24-28
29-35
36-40
41-50
51+
Are you:
Married
Single (divorced)
Single (never married)
Single (celibate)
Divorced and remarried
Divorced and remarried more than once
Widowed
Not married but in a serious relationship
A serial dater.
In general, do you believe yourself to prefer traditionally attractive women? (i.e. would most men be attracted to the same types of women?)
Yes
No
Now I'm going to attempt to find out what that previous answer actually means to you. First, do you prefer a woman who is
shorter than you, even in heels?
shorter, but the same height in heels?
the same height as you?
taller than you, when in heels?
taller than you without heels?
Do any of the following things affect your height preference? (Please check all that apply.)
Her eyes when she's looking up at you
Her eyes when she's looking down toward you
Her eyes when she's looking right at you
The accessibility of her lips
The accessibility of her ears
The accessibility of her breasts
The way she stands out among other women
The ability to kiss the top of her head
The feeling of dominance (if you are taller)
The feeling of submission (if you are shorter)
The feeling of equality (if the same height)
A general preference for women in heels
A general preference for women in flats
The way her head fits under your chin
None of the above
Is one hair color better than another?
Platinum blonde
Honey blonde
Light brown
Deep chestnut
Black
Fiery red
Strawberry blonde
The color of my true love's hair is the most perfect of all hues.
I hope this doesn't sound too much like I'm talking about steak... but if I can be permitted to objectify women for just a few questions. Please try and choose a preference, even if it is only slight. Do you prefer a woman to be:
Darkly tanned compared to her natural color
Slightly browner than her natural color
With a non-cancerous healthy glow
Whatever her natural color is
Pale and rosy
Do you prefer a woman who is:
Very athletic or muscular
Average
Delicate
Curvy
A nice soft cushion
Disregarding *everything* else, if she could only have one of the following, which would you choose?
Generous breasts
A generous backside
A waist that your hands can fit around
Perfectly curved hips
Long legs
Shapely legs
Again, if she could only have one of the following, which would you choose?
A dazzling smile
Fine eyes
Unbelievably smooth skin
Something from the previous question
Is long hair definitely sexier? (Only a few more shallow questions. Bear with me.)
Yes
No - you have a different preference
No - hair is not that significant to you
Do you prefer
Curls
Waves
Straight hair
Whatever is natural
Are any of the following an automatic turn-off? (Please check all that apply)
Bad teeth
Slightly abnormal facial features
Flat chest
Skinny legs
More than a little extra weight
Any extra weight
Big feet
Too much body hair
No curves - too thin
No curves - too athletic
Something else physical
What about makeup? Do you prefer that she:
Wear makeup that makes her look hot (or like a model/moviestar)
Wear some makeup - to enhance her natural features, not hide or change them
Wear whatever makes her feel beautiful
Wear no makeup at all
You can't tell either way
Do any of the following truly drive you to distraction?
Her laugh
The way her eyes sparkle
Her mouth when she speaks
Her walk
Her perfume / 'her' scent
The way she _________ (bites her lip, pushes her hair behind her ear, some other habit of nerves or concentration, etc.)
None of the above
Now, on to some more interesting things. Which of the following best describes your attitude toward a wife's / girlfriend's intelligence?
I would want us to be well matched.
I would want her to admire my own intelligence at least a little.
I would like her to be in awe of me.
I want her to always challenge and surprise me.
She should be a genius - smart women are captivating.
I would be uncomfortable with someone who was more intelligent than me.
How important are common interests?
We should be equally interested in the same things - same or similar career, support the same teams, like the same kind of movies, always understand each other, whatever we talk about.
I prefer us to be as different as night and day.
Does crying really bother you?
Never.
No - I cry too. I'm a sensitive guy.
Not if she's truly upset.
Only when she's faking it to get her way.
If she's upset over something dumb (running over a squirrel, a romantic comedy, a catty comment from another woman, etc.)
If she's crying over something selfish or just feeling sorry for herself.
If she won't tell you why / won't let you help.
If she doesn't stop after a reasonable amount of soothing and consoling.
If she refuses to be rational / listen to reason when she's emotional.
How do you want her to deal with your faults, abnormalities, idiosyncracies, insecurities, insufficiencies, etc.?
Ignore them / pretend they don't exist.
Not even notice them because she's so in love with you.
Adopt some of them herself.
Talk with you about them in detail.
Offer unconditional support / understanding of them.
Point out the ones you can change, and try to help you / make you change them.
Remind you regularly that you are not perfect.
Use them as reasons to justify your (inevitable) failures.
Use them as reasons for difficulties or general incompatibility.
Demand improvement of, or criticize anything about you that is not respectable.
Is there anything you definitely DON'T want her to do, in regards to your faults or insecurities, etc.?
Ignore them / pretend they don't exist.
Not even notice them because she's so in love with you.
Adopt some of them herself.
Talk with you about them in detail.
Offer unconditional support / understanding of them.
Point out the ones you can change, and try to help you / make you change them.
Remind you regularly that you are not perfect.
Use them as reasons to justify your (inevitable) failures.
Use them as reasons for difficulties or general incompatibility.
Criticize anything about you that is not respectable.
Do you agree with, qualify for, or mostly believe any of the following statements? (Please check all that apply.)
It is impossible to turn off all attraction to other women, no matter how serious the relationship (i.e. you can't help looking).
It is difficult for all sexual needs to be met by one woman.
It is natural to 'sow some wild oats' before entering a serious relationship.
It is *necessary* to 'sow some wild oats' before entering a serious relationship.
When you learn that a woman is a dancer or gymnast, you almost always think of sex.
Women who are especially worrisome or irritable often (consciously or unconsciously) sabotage/inhibit their own sexual experiences.
Virginity is an added bonus and a definite turn-on.
Experience is preferable.
Men have certain minimum sexual needs that have to be met somehow.
Women have certain minimum sexual needs " ".
Oral sex is often more enjoyable / more intense than intercourse.
It's different when you're in love with someone.
You remember your first time in detail.
You remember the name of every partner you've been with.
You are jealous every time another man even looks at 'your woman'.
A dress/outfit that reveals is sexier than one that conceals.
A revealing outfit is only sexier in private.
*More* than three of her body parts are 'favorites' of yours.
More than one of *your* body parts are especially sensitive, and/or are favorites of hers.
A really amazing mind, spirit, or personality (etc.) can completely make up for an unattractive body in a short term relationship.
An amazing mind, spirit, personality, etc. can completely make up for an unattractive body in a long term relationship.
The author of this poll is a virgin.
The author of this poll is a sex goddess.
Either way, the author of this poll is unhealthily obsessed with sex.
Thanks for taking my poll!
You're welcome.
It was fun.
Glad it's over.
It will be interesting to see the results.
This poll was created on 2005-11-14 04:51:34 by kmz5