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Your Date is a Fake!

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Imagine you have just met a gorgeous guy or girl and are on a first date. This person has what you consider perfect looks - the right height, perfect hair, great build and well endowed where it counts. You later find out ONE of these attributes is fake!

WOMEN: Which of these would upset you most if you discovered it was fake?

34% (14) His gorgeous hair was a wig and he is balding
24% (10) He wears 4-inch lifts and is much shorter
26% (11) He stuffs his shorts and is unendowed
14% (6) He wears muscle padding, and is very skinny/weak

41 voters have answered this question.

WOMEN: Whis of these would upset you the LEAST?

17% (7) His gorgeous hair was a wig and he is balding
30% (12) He wears 4-inch lifts and is much shorter
35% (14) He stuffs his shorts and is unendowed
17% (7) He wears muscle padding, and is very skinny/weak

40 voters have answered this question.

WOMEN: If you found out his perfect hair (color and style) was a wig and he was actually balding and looked MUCH older without it, what would you have him do?

37% (14) Keep it on, cuz he looks great with it
13% (5) Lose the rug and have him look old and balding
0% (0) Keep the wig on until he get implants
27% (10) Have him shave his head, and lose the wig
21% (8) Rip off his wig in public to humiliate him!

37 voters have answered this question.

WOMEN: You discover your tall date is actually wearing 4" lifts in his boots and is MUCH shorter. What do you do?

22% (8) Keep the lifts in. He still LOOKS tall
16% (6) Maybe wear less lifts to reduce his height
33% (12) Lose the lifts and deal with being shorter
27% (10) Pull off his boots in public-expose his fake ht.

36 voters have answered this question.

WOMEN: You find out your "well endowed" date stuffs his shorts and is puny wear it counts. What do you do?

24% (9) Keep the stuffing/padding in. Let him look big.
27% (10) Tell him to lose the stuffing, and be puny
24% (9) Have him wear baggy pants, lose the stuffing
24% (9) Rip out the stuffing in public. Humiliate him.

37 voters have answered this question.

WOMEN: You find out later that your muscular guy is really wearing muscle padding and is actually skinny and weak looking. What do you do?

33% (12) Let him keep the fake muscles. Appearance counts!
36% (13) Tell him to lose the padding and look skinny
5% (2) Lose padding,hide under layered bulky shirts etc
25% (9) Expose the padding in public to humiliate him

36 voters have answered this question.

MEN: You discover your date's gorgeous hair is a wig and she has short thin mousy hair, and looks MUCH older. What do you do?

64% (32) Insist she wears the wig at all times
8% (4) Lose the wig, and look mousy and older.
18% (9) Have her dye her hair and get extensions
10% (5) Expose her wig in public to humiliate her

50 voters have answered this question.

MEN: You discover your BUSTY date is really wearing a padded bra and falsies, and is actaully flat chested. What do you do

53% (29) Insist she keeps the padding and falsies on.
9% (5) Maybe reduce he padding a bit, but keep some.
22% (12) Lose the padding and falsies and go flat.
14% (8) Expose her padding and falsies in public

54 voters have answered this question.

MEN: You discover that your date is wearing much taller shoes and lift inserts to exaggerate her height by 5-6 inches. What do you do?

42% (22) Let he keep wearing the heels/lifts and be tall
25% (13) Lose some of the height, and be 3-4" taller
21% (11) Lose most of the height, just normal heels
3% (2) Have her wear flats and deal with being short
7% (4) Remove her exaggerated height in public!

52 voters have answered this question.

MEN: You discover that your thin date is actually wearing a girdle and corset. She is actually quite fat. What do you do?

54% (29) Let he keep wearing it. She looks good
5% (3) Have her remove the girdle/corset now. Go natural
30% (16) Have her lose weight, then lose the girdle/corset
9% (5) Expose her girdle and corset in public!

53 voters have answered this question.

MEN: You discover your "young" date is actaully wearing a ton of makeup and without it she looks 15 years older, tired and haggard. What do you do?

54% (29) Keep using makeup. She looks good with it
24% (13) Tone down the makeup. older but more natural
9% (5) Lose the makeup. Look natural (old and tired)
11% (6) Expose her makeup in public. Humiliate her

53 voters have answered this question.

MEN: Which of the above enhancements disappoints you the most?

21% (11) Her wig cuz I love gorgeous hair
5% (3) Her fake height. 6-inches shorter is too short
32% (17) Her padded/stuffed bra. I like boobs not rubber
15% (8) Her girdle/corset. Thin beats flabby
25% (13) Her heavy makeup. Old and haggard sucks!

52 voters have answered this question.

MEN: Which of the above enhancements bothers you the LEAST?

7% (4) Her wig cuz I love gorgeous hair
22% (12) Her fake height. 6-inches shorter is too short
37% (20) Her padded/stuffed bra. I like boobs not rubber
20% (11) Her girdle/corset. Thin beats flabby
12% (7) Her heavy makeup. Old and haggard sucks!

54 voters have answered this question.

WOMEN: I have actually dated a guy who enhanced by:

22% (6) Wearing a wig or toupee
25% (7) Wearing lifts in his shoes
11% (3) Wearing tall heels to look taller
48% (13) Stuffed or padded his briefs
25% (7) Wore makeup to look younger/better
3% (1) Wore padding to look bigger or more muscular
14% (4) Other - use comments

27 voters have answered this question.

MEN: Have you actually dated a woman who enhanced using the following?

34% (17) Wore a wig to improve her looks
46% (23) Wore a heavy padded bra
59% (29) Stuffed her bra
34% (17) Wore extremely high heels to look taller
44% (22) Wore a girdle or corset
36% (18) Wore excessive makeup to look younger/better

49 voters have answered this question.

This poll was created on 2005-06-01 17:57:32 by BlondeWannaBe