Time-Waster 3000
Why?
| 25% (1) | Why what? | |
|---|---|---|
| 0% (0) | Why not? | |
| 50% (2) | Because. | |
| 0% (0) | I don't know. | |
| 0% (0) | Yes. | |
| 0% (0) | No. | |
| 25% (1) | That depends on how fast you are moving. |
4 voters have answered this question.
What have I got in my pocket?
| 0% (0) | Yes | |
|---|---|---|
| 0% (0) | No | |
| 25% (1) | A magic ring | |
| 0% (0) | Nothing | |
| 25% (1) | My hand | |
| 0% (0) | Crumbs | |
| 25% (1) | A gun | |
| 25% (1) | How should I know? |
4 voters have answered this question.
Is the answer four or six?
| 25% (1) | 1 | |
|---|---|---|
| 25% (1) | 2 | |
| 25% (1) | 3 | |
| 75% (3) | 4 | |
| 25% (1) | 5 | |
| 50% (2) | 6 | |
| 25% (1) | 7 | |
| 25% (1) | 8 | |
| 25% (1) | 9 | |
| 25% (1) | 10 | |
| 25% (1) | No | |
| 25% (1) | Yes |
4 voters have answered this question.
True or False?
| 25% (1) | True | |
|---|---|---|
| 0% (0) | False | |
| 0% (0) | Both | |
| 0% (0) | I don't know. | |
| 50% (2) | Fourty-two | |
| 25% (1) | That depends on where you're standing. |
4 voters have answered this question.
What is 2+3?
| 0% (0) | 1 | |
|---|---|---|
| 0% (0) | 2 | |
| 0% (0) | 3 | |
| 0% (0) | 4 | |
| 25% (1) | 5 | |
| 0% (0) | 6 | |
| 0% (0) | 7 | |
| 0% (0) | 23 | |
| 0% (0) | 32 | |
| 25% (1) | Yes | |
| 25% (1) | This question reeks of ethnic conflict | |
| 25% (1) | 10, if you're operating in base 5 |
4 voters have answered this question.
Why?
| 50% (2) | Why what? | |
|---|---|---|
| 0% (0) | Why not? | |
| 25% (1) | Because. | |
| 25% (1) | Didn't you already ask this? | |
| 0% (0) | Uh-huh. |
4 voters have answered this question.
Wenn ist das Nunstück git und Slotermeyer?
| 25% (1) | Ja! | |
|---|---|---|
| 50% (2) | Beiherhund das Oder die Flipperwaldt gersput! | |
| 0% (0) | HAHAHAHAHAHA *gasp* | |
| 0% (0) | I don't speak German. | |
| 25% (1) | Didn't you already ask this? |
4 voters have answered this question.
?
| 0% (0) | DITTO | |
|---|---|---|
| 0% (0) | DITTO | |
| 0% (0) | DITTO | |
| 0% (0) | DITTO | |
| 25% (1) | DITTO | |
| 0% (0) | DITTO | |
| 50% (2) | DITTO | |
| 25% (1) | DITTO | |
| 0% (0) | DITTO | |
| 0% (0) | DITTO | |
| 0% (0) | DITTO |
4 voters have answered this question.
Which is best?
| 0% (0) | F--- | |
|---|---|---|
| 0% (0) | f--k | |
| 0% (0) | The f-word | |
| 25% (1) | The f-bomb | |
| 0% (0) | F | |
| 25% (1) | givl (shift each letter one left on keyboard) | |
| 50% (2) | FCUK | |
| 0% (0) | PUNY BABY MANS! I VILL CRUSH YOU! |
4 voters have answered this question.
Which spelling is correct?
| 50% (2) | Two | |
|---|---|---|
| 0% (0) | To | |
| 25% (1) | Too | |
| 25% (1) | 2 | |
| 0% (0) | Tu |
4 voters have answered this question.
Which statement most closely matches your political views?
| 25% (1) | "Jesus says retarded gays must be put to death." | |
|---|---|---|
| 0% (0) | "Man-on-pumpkin sex is an inalienable right and should be taught to children!" | |
| 50% (2) | "All infidel scum shall be purged from the Earth!" | |
| 25% (1) | "The Bible must be banned." |
4 voters have answered this question.
What type of question is this?
| 50% (2) | Radio buttons | |
|---|---|---|
| 0% (0) | Check boxes (multi-select) | |
| 0% (0) | Drop down list | |
| 25% (1) | List box | |
| 0% (0) | Multi-select list box | |
| 25% (1) | Jesus says retarded gays must be put to death. |
4 voters have answered this question.
Rate something on a scale from 1-10.
| 0% (0) | 1 | |
|---|---|---|
| 0% (0) | 8 | |
| 0% (0) | 5 | |
| 0% (0) | 3 | |
| 25% (1) | 7 | |
| 25% (1) | 2 | |
| 0% (0) | 4 | |
| 50% (2) | 10 | |
| 0% (0) | 6 | |
| 0% (0) | 9 |
4 voters have answered this question.
Which one of these things is not like the others?
| 0% (0) | A weapon of mass destruction | |
|---|---|---|
| 25% (1) | Alexander Graham Bell | |
| 50% (2) | The aorta | |
| 25% (1) | Mexico |
4 voters have answered this question.
DO NOT ANSWER THIS QUESTION!
| 0% (0) | OK, I won't. | |
|---|---|---|
| 50% (1) | Why not? | |
| 50% (1) | I wasn't going to, but now I will, just for spite. | |
| 0% (0) | Yes | |
| 0% (0) | No |
2 voters have answered this question.
Did you answer the last question?
| 25% (1) | Yes | |
|---|---|---|
| 25% (1) | No | |
| 0% (0) | A Little | |
| 50% (2) | Objection! That's hearsay, your honor! |
4 voters have answered this question.
Did you realize that the "question" before the last one wasn't even really a question?
| 50% (2) | Yes | |
|---|---|---|
| 0% (0) | No | |
| 50% (2) | Fourty-Two | |
| 0% (0) | I am going to leave now. |
4 voters have answered this question.
Are the Jews in control of all of the world's banks and media?
| 25% (1) | Yes, Jews are secretly in control of everything. | |
|---|---|---|
| 75% (3) | No, I won't believe that! | |
| 0% (0) | No, but I wish they were... |
4 voters have answered this question.
Did I tamper with the results of this question?
| 0% (0) | Yes | |
|---|---|---|
| 25% (1) | No | |
| 50% (2) | Prehaps | |
| 25% (1) | The Jews are in control of misterpoll.com OMFG | |
| 0% (0) | Kill... Me... |
4 voters have answered this question.
Is this the last question?
| 0% (0) | 1 | |
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| 0% (0) | 2 | |
| 0% (0) | 3 | |
| 0% (0) | 4 | |
| 0% (0) | 5 | |
| 0% (0) | 6 | |
| 0% (0) | 7 | |
| 0% (0) | 8 | |
| 0% (0) | 9 | |
| 0% (0) | 10 | |
| 100% (4) | Spell "boolean" |
4 voters have answered this question.
