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timothynothing's poll of pweenage

Take my poll or your parents won't love you any more. And visit http://www.livejournal.com/users/timothynothing/ once you are done here for more of my wonderful musings.
What is your name?
Steve
Julia
Artie
Other
How often do you read my LJ posts?
Since I was born
Never, Live Journal is for homos
About a week now--wait, is today Tuesday?
Ashlee Simpson
How sexy of a man do you take me for?
Beastly sexy
Homorifically sexy
Sexy like a fox
As sexy as Mr. Poll ;-)
What is your opinion of President Bush's plan for Social Security?
IT'S HORSESHIT I H8TE TAHT TECKSAN!!!!1
I'm sure Jesus would approve of it
Sean Penn doesn't like him so neither do I because Sean Penn = mansex
Politics are run by Jews and lesbians
What are your thoughts on the quality of American Idol?
It's very gay
It's unmeasurably gay
GHEY
As gay as I am
Do you support government sponsored torture?
Yes, as long as I get to watch
No, we should just kill those Jawas
Don't you mean TOR-CHAAAA???!1
I don't support people being forced to listen to Evanesance
If a professional wrestler ran for President, which one would you vote for?
The Repo Man
The Bastain Booger
Virgil
Meat
What was the last movie you watched?
Girls Gone Wild Dormroom Fantasies Vol. 2
Girls Gone Wild Dormroom Fantasies Vol. 4
Girls Gone Wild Extended Spring Break
The Aviator
BBQ?
LOL!
ROFLES!!
WTF??!! GTFO!!!
STFU, n00b!!!11/
Who's hotter?
Kirsten Dunst
Hilary Swank
Your mom
My mom
Which animal do you think could kill you hand to hand combat?
Squirrel
Perch
Garter Snake
Aardvark
Do you care about Micheal Jackson?
No
Nobody should
Why would anybody?
Yes, but I hate myself for it
How many fingers am I holding up?
Five
Three
Seven
Two
Will you be my friend?
Heck no
Only if you are a girl
For the right price, yes
I am already, but wish I wasn't
What is your stance on abortion?
It's disgusting
It's the right of the woman
I think we should abort abortions lol!
It makes me hungry just thinking about it
Do you like polls?
I hate them except for this one
I love them except for this one
What, like fishing poles?
Yes; in fact, I'm Polish myself!
What should I get to eat tonight?
Microwaveable TV dinner
Taco Bell's Grilled Stuft Burrito
A knuckle sandwich
A kick to the groin (?)
Finally, where do you think we go when we die?
nowere i'm an atheist they'rs no god
In a coffin
Heaven if you're white, hell if you're colored
Pittsburgh
Thank you for your time.
You're welcome
You suck
Marry me!
Do you have five bucks I can borrow?
This poll was created on 2005-03-09 21:01:20 by timothynothing