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Do You Do It With The Lights On?

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A fun yes and no poll asking all those questions most would never admit publicly.
IN THE BEDROOM: Do you do "it" with the lights on?
Yes
No
Sometimes
Does your underwear drawer contain ratty undies that you still wear?
Yes
No
Sometimes
Have you ever woke yourself up because of a fart you made sounded like the A Bomb?
Yes
No
Sometimes
Have you ever worn underwear that belonged to the opposite sex?
Yes
No
Sometimes
When it comes to sex, would you say you are adventurous?
Yes
No
Sometimes
IN THE BATHROOM: When visiting someone's home, do you sneak a peek in thier medicine cabinet?
Yes
No
Sometimes
Do you look at your poop when you are done?
Yes
No
Sometimes
Do you like your toilet paper to come off from the top?
Yes
No
Sometimes
Ever farted or pooped in a bathroom when others could hear you - and then you tried to make it sound like the seat made some kind of noise?
Yes
No
Sometimes
Have you ever used the hand-held shower head to rape yourself?
Yes
No
Sometimes
IN THE KITCHEN: Do you live by the 5 second rule for dropping food on the ground?
Yes
No
Sometimes
Have you ever had company for dinner that you ordered or picked up but told them you made it yourself?
Yes
No
Sometimes
Have you ever done "it" in the kitchen, on the counter, on the dining room table or any other area of the kitchen not mentioned?
Yes
No
Sometimes
Do you constantly leave food (leftovers) in the fridge until they grow mold on them?
Yes
No
Sometimes
Have you ever burnt water?
Yes
No
Sometimes
IN THE BASEMENT: Are you afraid to go into your basement alone at night?
Yes
No
Sometimes
Is your basement covered in cobwebs and icky bugs?
Yes
No
Sometimes
Is your laundry room in the basement?
Yes
No
Sometimes
Do you make your kids play in the basement so not to mess up your house - yet you would never even consider spending time down there?
Yes
No
Sometimes
Do you have a wine cellar?
Yes
No
Sometimes
IN THE FOYER: When you hear the doorbell, do you ever pretend your not there even though it is clear that you are?
Yes
No
Sometimes
Do you lock your front door at night?
Yes
No
Sometimes
Is your front hall closet a mess containing shoes that stopped fitting one of your kids 3 years ago?
Yes
No
Sometimes
Do you have or leave nasty notes to salespeople, jehovah's witnesses, kids looking for sponsership, election people etc?
Yes
No
Sometimes
Do you have a peep-hole that you actually use?
Yes
No
Sometimes
IN THE GARAGE: Do you throw garbage bags into the garage where they are left to rot until someone else brings them to the bin at the side of the house?
Yes
No
Sometimes
Do you have room in your garage to actually park in it?
Yes
No
Sometimes
Is your garage insulated?
Yes
No
Sometimes
Ever do "it" in the garage?
Yes
No
Sometimes
Anyone ever get into a "little" accident trying to park in the garage?
Yes
No
Sometimes
IN THE BACK YARD: Do you have a clothes line that you use to hang laundry?
Yes
No
Sometimes
Do you own a hot tub?
Yes
No
Sometimes
Is it the manly man that does the BBQ'ing in your house?
Yes
No
Sometimes
Ever inhale a bug?
Yes
No
Sometimes
Have you done "it" in the backyard?
Yes
No
Sometimes
IN THE CAR: Have you ever honked your horn at your cat as you passed him in your car only to realize you have lost your mind?
Yes
No
Sometimes
When you fart in your car, do you do the sniff test?
Yes
No
Sometimes
Do you sing aloud in your car when you're alone?
Yes
No
Sometimes
Have you ever lost food under the seat of your car only to find it in an attempt to locate where the putrid smell is eminating from?
Yes
No
Sometimes
Ever do "it" in the car?
Yes
No
Sometimes
GENERAL: Do you pick the toe jam from between your toes, toss it on the floor, then sneak a sniff?
Yes
No
Sometimes
Ever pick your nose tissueless?
Yes
No
Sometimes
Do you wipe your dog's butt when it comes in from taking a poop outside?
Yes
No
Sometimes
Ever danced naked in front of the mirror for yourself?
Yes
No
Sometimes
Ever so ill that you didn't make it to the bathroom and s--- yourself?
Yes
No
Sometimes
Have you ever tried to help your kid with their homework only to find out they are already smarter than you?
Yes
No
Sometimes
Have you ever let out that rather hefty fart when you mistakingly though nobody else was home?
Yes
No
Sometimes
Ever get so drunk that you passed out with your face in the spagetti?
Yes
No
Sometimes
Would you perform oral sex on yourself if you could actually reach it comfortably?
Yes
No
Sometimes
Ever laugh so hard you peed your pants?
Yes
No
Sometimes
Are you still BFF's with your childhood stuffed buddy?
Yes
No
Sometimes
Ever pee in the shower?
Yes
No
Sometimes
This poll was created on 2007-10-29 03:53:10 by lmetauro