Two Men In A Trench
Who would you like in your trench?
| 47% (10) | Tony Pollard | |
|---|---|---|
| 47% (10) | Neil Oliver | |
| 14% (3) | Banksy | |
| 14% (3) | Andy Army Expert | |
| 23% (5) | Helen | |
| 19% (4) | Bloke with the dreadlocks | |
| 9% (2) | The other bloke | |
| 14% (3) | Everybody else |
21 voters have answered this question.
What is your favourite Trench saying?
| 14% (3) | 'Derring do!' - Neil Oliver | |
|---|---|---|
| 33% (7) | 'Baaaaanksssssy!' - Tony Pollard | |
| 33% (7) | 'It's a musket ball!' - Everyone | |
| 14% (3) | 'The Bussex Rhine!' - Neil Oliver | |
| 4% (1) | 'The Bussex Rhine!!' - Tony Pollard |
21 voters have answered this question.
Where should Tony and Neil dig a trench next?
| 47% (10) | Your back garden | |
|---|---|---|
| 19% (4) | Buckingham Palace | |
| 4% (1) | The White House | |
| 14% (3) | Loddon in Norfolk | |
| 4% (1) | The Arctic Circle | |
| 0% (0) | Tony's back garden | |
| 4% (1) | Neil's back garden | |
| 9% (2) | Emmerdale Farm | |
| 14% (3) | The moon |
21 voters have answered this question.
What alcohol limit do you think Tony should stick to?
| 35% (7) | A barrel of cider | |
|---|---|---|
| 30% (6) | A flagan of finest ale | |
| 10% (2) | A glass of wine | |
| 10% (2) | Half a shandy | |
| 15% (3) | A fizzy water |
20 voters have answered this question.
Which hair style would you prefer to see on Neil?
| 15% (3) | Ponytail | |
|---|---|---|
| 5% (1) | Bun | |
| 20% (4) | Bunches | |
| 10% (2) | Dreadlocks | |
| 10% (2) | Skinhead | |
| 0% (0) | Short back and sides | |
| 10% (2) | Big perm | |
| 5% (1) | Mohican | |
| 0% (0) | A hat | |
| 50% (10) | Normal |
20 voters have answered this question.
What music would you like to hear in the series?
| 0% (0) | Son Of My Father - Chicory Tip | |
|---|---|---|
| 10% (2) | Paranoid - Black Sabbath | |
| 15% (3) | You Love Us - Manic Street Preachers | |
| 15% (3) | Pink Panther theme - Henry Mancini | |
| 0% (0) | We Live So Fast - Heaven 17 | |
| 15% (3) | Rockin' All Over The World - Status Quo | |
| 5% (1) | Come On Feel The Noise - Slade | |
| 5% (1) | It's My Life - Dr Alban | |
| 0% (0) | We Have Arrived - Aphex Twin | |
| 15% (3) | Ode To Joy - Beethoven | |
| 10% (2) | Careless Memories - Duran Duran | |
| 0% (0) | Love Action - Human League | |
| 15% (3) | Oliver's Army - Elvis Costello | |
| 10% (2) | Jolene - Dolly Parton |
20 voters have answered this question.
Here are some anagrams of their names. Which do you like best?
| 10% (2) | NEIL OLIVER - lone virile | |
|---|---|---|
| 21% (4) | TONY POLLARD - Andy Trollop | |
| 5% (1) | NEIL OLIVER - ein orville | |
| 10% (2) | ANTHONY POLLARD - hand patrol only | |
| 26% (5) | NEIL OLIVER - revel in oil | |
| 36% (7) | TONY POLLARD - dolly parton |
19 voters have answered this question.
Where would you take Neil on a date?
| 35% (7) | For a ploughman's at the local | |
|---|---|---|
| 0% (0) | An all night rave | |
| 20% (4) | A nudist beach | |
| 20% (4) | Sherwood Forest | |
| 0% (0) | Cannon And Ball Pier show, Gt Yarmouth | |
| 5% (1) | Changing cubicle in 'Top Man' | |
| 10% (2) | 'Death By Chocolate' eating contest | |
| 35% (7) | A trench |
20 voters have answered this question.
Where would you take Tony on a date?
| 0% (0) | Chess club | |
|---|---|---|
| 0% (0) | The new Bruce Willis movie | |
| 10% (2) | Pizza hut | |
| 10% (2) | Crufts | |
| 5% (1) | A 'B&Q' D.I.Y superstore | |
| 10% (2) | A 'P&O' round the world cruise | |
| 15% (3) | A trout farm | |
| 20% (4) | The Great Wall Of China | |
| 10% (2) | Disneyland | |
| 50% (10) | A trench |
20 voters have answered this question.
Finally, what's the best implement for digging a trench?
| 14% (3) | A shovel | |
|---|---|---|
| 4% (1) | A trowel | |
| 0% (0) | A hoe | |
| 0% (0) | A lolly stick | |
| 28% (6) | A JCB industrial digger | |
| 9% (2) | A spoon | |
| 42% (9) | Tony Pollard |
21 voters have answered this question.
