In Regards To Email Surveys....
How many email surveys do you get per week, on average?
| 25% (1) | None, and loving it! | |
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| 75% (3) | None, and feeling very unloved. | |
| 0% (0) | 1-2 | |
| 0% (0) | 3-5 | |
| 0% (0) | 6+ |
4 voters have answered this question.
Do you enjoy filling out email surveys?
| 75% (3) | It fills the voids in my empty, meaningless life. | |
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| 25% (1) | No! I have better things to do. | |
| 0% (0) | Yes, I can't stop talking about myself. |
4 voters have answered this question.
What, in your mind, makes a good email survey?
| 75% (3) | Nice, long, and juicy. | |
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| 25% (1) | Short and sweet. | |
| 0% (0) | A dead email survey. |
4 voters have answered this question.
Which questions do you hate the most? Please check all that apply.
| 50% (2) | Those dumb questions that ask your vital statistics, they're always the same! | |
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| 50% (2) | Those favorite things - black/blue, top/bottom, etc. | |
| 25% (1) | The sick questions | |
| 75% (3) | The questions that refer to the survey itself (e.g. did you enjoy this survey) |
4 voters have answered this question.
When filling out email surveys do you tend to be indecisive?
| 0% (0) | Yes. | |
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| 25% (1) | No. | |
| 75% (3) | I'm not sure. |
4 voters have answered this question.
Do you vacillate when filling out email surveys?
| 0% (0) | Yep, you got me! | |
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| 0% (0) | No, I am very firm. | |
| 100% (3) | Ew, that's just gross! |
3 voters have answered this question.
Does it annoy you when a survey asks the same question twice?
| 75% (3) | Yes. | |
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| 25% (1) | Nah. |
4 voters have answered this question.
Did you understand that the two questions before the question before this one were asking the same thing?
| 0% (0) | Yes. | |
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| 0% (0) | Yes, and it was a very stupid joke. | |
| 50% (2) | No, but now that you mention it... | |
| 50% (2) | Huh? I'm gonna go eat a banana now. |
4 voters have answered this question.
Have you ever lied on a survey?
| 50% (2) | Yes. | |
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| 50% (2) | No, that's gotta be perjury or something, isn't it? |
4 voters have answered this question.
IF YOU ANSWERED YES TO THE PREVIOUS QUESTION - On what subject(s) did you lie?
| 50% (1) | The vital stats, like they really matter anyway. | |
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| 0% (0) | The favorites, I like to confuse people. | |
| 100% (2) | The sex questions [shame be upon you!]. | |
| 0% (0) | The questions that require you to diss a friend, like "who is the meanest", etc. |
2 voters have answered this question.
Would you make email surveys illegal if you could?
| 0% (0) | Yes, and one day I shall! | |
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| 100% (4) | No, they are an American tradition. |
4 voters have answered this question.
--Quality Feedback-- Did you enjoy filling out this survey?
| 75% (3) | Hey, I thought I said I hated questions about the survey itself! | |
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| 0% (0) | Well, since you ask, yes. | |
| 0% (0) | No, it was agony, AGONY! | |
| 25% (1) | Like I have anything better to do! |
4 voters have answered this question.
