Mister Poll: Flatulation

Do you enjoy your own farts

Yes, always

Yes, most of the time

No, not very often

No, never

Do you enjoy other's farts

Yes, always

Yes, sometimes

It depends on who did it

No, not usually

No, never

Can farting be considered an art

Yes

No

Does it bother you to fart in public?

Yes, I try to hold it in

Yes, it is embarassing but sometimes unavoidable

No, it is a natural bodily function

No, give me an audience and watch me perform

My own farts

Smell really good

Stink really bad

Don't have an odor

Is it true that cow flatulations have depleted the ozone layer?

Yes, they omit methane gas

No, this isn't true at all

I've never heard a cow fart, therefore I don't believe in them