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Small bladders

This poll is for all of us who know the frustration of constantly having to get up and run to the men's (or ladies') room during the day, or having to crawl out of a nice warm bed in a freezing cold house to go to the bathroom in the middle of the night -- or those who can sympathize with a friend or loved one in this predicament. People with bladders of all sizes are welcome to participate. This poll is not intended for people who are incontinent for medical reasons, and no fetishes or anything of that sort, please.
I am...
Male
Female
In my own estimation, I have a...
smaller than average bladder
roughly average-sized bladder
larger than average bladder
In a typical 24-hour day, I have to go to the bathroom to urinate (on average)...
3 times or less
4-5 times
6-7 times
8-10 times
more than 10 times
I typically go to the bathroom to urinate...
before I feel the need to go, just to be safe
as soon as I first feel the need to go
when I have to go bad enough I can't concentrate
when my bladder starts to hurt
at the last possible second before wetting myself
From when I first feel the need to go, I can generally "hold it"...
less than 20 minutes
20-60 minutes
1-2 hours
2-4 hours
as long as I absolutely have to
In an average trip to the bathroom, how long does it take your bladder to empty completely? (Count from when the first drops come out to the end of the last major stream.)
less than 5 seconds
5-10 seconds
10-15 seconds
15-20 seconds
20-30 seconds
more than 30 seconds
When your bladder is REALLY full, almost to the point of losing control, how long does it take to empty completely?
less than 10 seconds
10-15 seconds
15-20 seconds
20-30 seconds
30-60 seconds
more than 60 seconds
When you are out in public with friends, do you ever feel self-conscious or embarrassed because of any of the following? (Check all that apply.)
Having to pee more often than most of my friends
Having to pee a smaller amount at a time than most of my friends
Having to cross my legs or dance to hold it in
Leaking a small amount (not a full-blown accident) before or after peeing
None of the above
If "yes" to any of the above, are you embarrassed mainly because your friends poke fun?
I don't get teased, I'm just embarrassed or self-conscious in silence
I don't get teased, but I've felt the need to make a joke or excuse about it
My friends poke fun and it embarrasses me
My friends poke fun, but it doesn't bother me; I just laugh with them
In public situations, do you ever try to "hold on" longer than you normally would because you are self-conscious about how often you have to go?
Never, I just go and don't worry about it
Yes, occasionally
Yes, all the time
You are in a meeting, in class, in church, or otherwise in a confined situation, and you really have to pee. Do you...
slip out quietly and go right away
wait for a lull in conversation or a diversion to sneak out
hold it as long as you can without crossing your legs, then sneak out
cross your legs, or whatever you need to do to hold it without getting up
(Guys only) You are having a conversation with an attractive girl in a public place, and you really have to pee. Do you...
try to slip away and get to the bathroom without saying anything
politely excuse yourself, but without giving a reason (or lie about the reason)
excuse yourself and admit you need to go to the bathroom
hold it as long as possible, at all costs!
(Girls only) Same situation, genders reversed. Do you...
try to slip away and go without saying anything
excuse yourself without giving a reason, or lie about the reason
excuse yourself and admit you need to go to the bathroom
hold it as long as possible, at all costs!
You are watching a really good, but really long movie, and the inevitable happens and you feel the need to pee. Do you...
Immediately try to go during the next lull in the action, before it gets to the really good parts
Get up and go as soon as you start losing focus on the movie
Get up and go when you have to start squirming so much on your seat that other people notice
Stay put until the last possible second before wetting yourself
I have actually wet myself rather than get up during a movie (post a story!)
You are in the shower. You have to pee. Do you?
No, I get out of the shower, go, and get back in
No, I hold it as long as I can, then get out
Yes, I hold it as long as I can, but let it go if I absolutely can't hold it
Yes, I just let it go
During a typical night's sleep, I have to get out of bed to pee...
Never
Rarely (less than once a month)
Occasionally (once a week or less)
More than once a week
Several times a week
Almost every night
Often more than once a night
When I first wake up during the night and feel the need to pee, I...
get up and run to the bathroom right away
roll around for a few minutes, then realize it's hopeless and get up
look at the clock and try to decide if I can make it
roll over and go back to sleep, but usually have to get up some time later
roll over and go back to sleep, and usually hold it in until morning
When I first wake up feeling the need to pee, I typically...
just have a slight urge to pee
have to pee pretty badly, but not desperately
have to pee really badly
am about to wet myself, or even leak a couple of drops before I come to my senses and hold it
How old are you now?
under 14
14-17
18-21
22-25
26-30
31-40
41-50
over 50
At what age did you stop *regularly* wetting your bed (more than 3 times a week)?
3 or younger
4
5
6-7
8-9
10-12
13-15
16-19
over 19
I still regularly wet my bed
How old were you the last time you wet your bed?
3 or younger
4
5
6-7
8-9
10-12
13-15
16-19
over 19
I still occasionally wet my bed (I have in the past 6 months)
At what age did you last wet your pants during the day?
3 or younger
4
5
6-7
8-9
10-12
13-15
16-19
over 19
I still occasionally wet my pants during the day (I have in the last 6 months)
When you get up during the night to go to the bathroom, do you have trouble falling back asleep?
No, I fall back asleep right away
No, it only takes a few minutes
Yes, it takes 10-15 minutes or more
Yes, it sometimes takes an hour or more
Yes, I sometimes can never get back to sleep
If you get up during the night to pee, at what point in the night does it usually happen?
Any point/it varies
Less than 2 hours after I go to bed
2-3 hours after bedtime
3-4 hours after bedtime
4-5 hours after bedtime
5-6 hours after bedtime
More than 6 hours after bedtime
Have you ever waited so long to pee that your bladder was in pain for some time after it was empty?
No, never
Yes, once or twice
Yes, it happens occasionally
Yes, it happens frequently
Yes, it happens daily
Having a small bladder is a major inconvenience in my life...
never
rarely
sometimes
frequently
almost always
Having a small bladder is a source of embarrassment or frustration in my life...
never
rarely
occasionally
frequently
almost always
If I could change one thing about my body, it would be...
my bladder, definitely
something else, but my bladder would be near the top of the list
something else, my bladder is not so bad the way it is
I wouldn't change a thing
I found this poll...
Extremely relevant to my life, personally
Extremely relevant to a friend or significant other
Mildly relevant to myself or a friend
Mildly amusing
Irrelevant/pointless
Other (feel free to post!)
This poll was created on 2003-12-07 00:15:53 by spartanadam