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Go ahead and start---you have no idea what questions will come up.
Do you know how to swim?
Yes, quite well.
Yes.
Just barely.
Maybe float.
No
Have you ever eaten an animal that was hit by a car?
Yes.
Probably not.
I hope not.
No.
Have you ever been in North Dakota or Luxembourg?
Yes, both.
Just North Dakota.
Just Luxembourg.
No, neither.
Do you agree with this quotation: "If hard work were sucha wonderful thing, the rich would keep it all to themselves."
Agree.
Disagree.
No opinion.
In the past 5 years, have you ever rooted for the New York Yankees to win the World Series?
Yes.
No.
Never heard of them.
If you pull into a gas station and there is a policeman there, do you feel uneasy?
Yes.
No.
Depends on whether I'm carrying.
How many times a day do you take a drink of water? (not other liquid--just water. Not with meals, or brushing)
Less than one.
About one.
At least two.
More than two.
More than five.
Do you ever dream about handling money?
Yes.
Very rarely.
No, I don't think I ever have.
Have you, your siblings, your parents or your children ever had an incestuous relationship that you know of?
Yes, involving me.
Yes, not involving me.
No.
How long has it been since you received a personal letter with a real stamp on it?
Less than a week.
Less than a month.
Less than 6 months.
More than 6 months.
Do you believe in evolution or creation?
Evolution.
Creation.
Combination of both.
Uncertain.
Have you ever needed to beg for money from a stranger for yourself?
Yes, and it was humiliating.
Yes, and I didn't mind.
No, but I really needed to.
No, never felt a need to.
Have you ever learned and practiced playing a musical instrument?
Yes, competently.
Yes, just barely.
No.
Have you been in a gambling casino in the past year?
Yes, and I'm ahead.
Yes, and I lost.
Been there, but did not wager.
No.
Which is worse:
A guilty person goes free.
An innocent person goes to jail.
Equal.
Neither ever happens.
Have you ever seen an owl in the wild.
Yes, for sure.
Yes, I think so.
Not that I know of, but maybe.
No.
If you had a commission sales job, would you lie to make a sale?
Yes.
Only to another business client, but not to a private customer.
No.
Do you carry a lucky object?
Yes.
No.
Have you ever been in a road accident in which someone was killed or hospitalized?
Yes, killed.
Yes, I was hospitalized.
Yes, someone else hospitalized.
No.
How much would you have to win in a lottery to feel secure that you'd never have to work again?
Less than half-a-million dollars.
Half-million to a million.
One to two million.
Two to Five million.
Over five million.
If a task needs to be done, when do you do it?
Get it over with as soon as possible.
Put it into my schedule for a specific time.
Put it off......
See if somebody else will do it.
When putting on your coat, which arm first?
Right.
Left.
Varies.
Do you own a gun?
No.
Yes, sporting gun.
Yes, handgun.
Yes, CCW.
Yes, assault weapon.
Which is yuour favorite name, among these Texas cities?
Baytown
Beeville
Big Springs
Brownwood
Burkburnett
Where do you squeeze the toothpaste tube?
Bottom.
Middle.
Near the top.
Do you like setting things on fire?
I'm a pathological arsonist.
Yes, I like fires.
No particular feelings.
I'm afraid of fire.
Who controls the Remote?
Me.
Somebody else.
We share nicely.
We share combatively.
I watch TV alone.
Do people's pet Cats come to you?
Yes, they come to me first.
No, they avoid me.
I'm about average cat company.
I avoid cats.
In the car you most regularly drive, is the fuel gauge to the right or left of the speedometer?
Right.
Left.
I'll go look.
How many nights a year do you sleep with the window open?
Every night, and I hear trains.
Every night, and I don't hear trains.
Sometimes depending on weather, and I hear trains.
Sometimes, and I don't hear trains.
Rarely/never, but I'd like to hear trains.
Rarely/never, and I'm glad I don't hear trains.
Paper or Plastic?
Paper.
Plastic.
I take my own shopping bag.
Other.
Are/were either of your parents Racists?
Yes, both.
Yes, one of them.
No.
Which are you MOST afraid of?
Heights.
Water.
Fire.
Weather.
Dark.
Closed spaces.
If you say you will be somewhere at a certain time, will you be there?
Yes, very reliable.
Yes, but sometimes I'm a little slack.
Umm---Maybe.
Not likely.
If there was an honor pot of public money for the needy, who would take more than they need?
Everybody.
Most people.
Quite a few people.
Not very many people.
Almost nobody.
Would YOU take more than you need from the honor pot?
Yes.
No. (No ifs or buts---Yes or No?)
Where are you using the computer right now?
Home (yours or friend)
Work/school.
Public terminal.
Wireless.
Have you ever hit anyone hard enough to want to hurt them?
Yes, and did hurt them.
Yes, but ineffectively.
No, but maybe should have.
No.
What do you prefer on a Hot Dog?
Mustard.
Ketchup.
Both.
Neither.
Did you like this poll.
Sure.
Shrug.
Sucked.
This poll was created on 2003-11-25 22:14:30 by jtur88
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