the new and not at all improved poll of pointlessness
What would you do if you were invisible for a day?
| 33% (54) | go into the changing rooms, and be a dirty perv | |
|---|---|---|
| 19% (32) | rob a bank | |
| 3% (6) | paint myself blue | |
| 43% (71) | carry random objects and go "woo-oooh" so people thought there were ghosts |
163 voters have answered this question.
How can you tell if you have too much face jewellrey?
| 28% (37) | if you always set off metal detectors | |
|---|---|---|
| 22% (29) | if you always end up pointing north when you are in a swimming pool | |
| 13% (18) | everytime you drink something, it comes out of your skin in jets | |
| 26% (34) | if you stand outside a shop, people keep chaining their dogs and bikes to you | |
| 8% (11) | how can you possibly have too much? |
129 voters have answered this question.
who would you least trust to babysit for you?
| 57% (79) | michael jackson | |
|---|---|---|
| 4% (6) | keith from the prodigy | |
| 4% (6) | victoria beckham | |
| 5% (7) | the ozbournes | |
| 25% (35) | george w bush | |
| 2% (4) | scary spice |
137 voters have answered this question.
if you really had to let one of the following babysit (as you had a very important luncheon appointment with tara palmer tomkinson and tania from big brother), which one would you use?
| 1% (2) | michael jackson | |
|---|---|---|
| 12% (16) | keith from the prodigy | |
| 26% (35) | victoria beckham | |
| 25% (33) | the ozbournes | |
| 19% (26) | george w bush | |
| 14% (19) | scary spice |
131 voters have answered this question.
If eminem was to do the wild thing with someone as total and conclusive proof that he's not homophobic, who should it be?
| 30% (37) | sir elton john | |
|---|---|---|
| 18% (22) | puff daddy, or whatever he calls himself now | |
| 10% (13) | cameron from big brother | |
| 12% (15) | gareth gates | |
| 9% (12) | victoria beckham | |
| 18% (23) | a 3-some with shabba ranks and buju banton |
122 voters have answered this question.
who is the biggest genius?
| 74% (95) | Albert Einstein | |
|---|---|---|
| 2% (3) | Victoria Beckham | |
| 6% (8) | Gza aka the Genius from the wu-tang clan | |
| 10% (13) | Jon Tickle from big brother | |
| 2% (3) | George W Bush | |
| 4% (6) | Carol Vorderman |
128 voters have answered this question.
Which of the following animals are dangerous drivers, and really shouldn't be trusted on the roads? (you can pick more than one)
| 8% (60) | A foul mouthed toucan with a dirty mind | |
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| 6% (50) | A hamster | |
| 7% (53) | A little fishy | |
| 5% (37) | A meerkat | |
| 11% (85) | A hippo with a sore head from drinking the night before | |
| 6% (47) | A crocodile | |
| 3% (29) | A big dog | |
| 9% (72) | Victoria Beckham | |
| 5% (44) | A little dog | |
| 6% (46) | A squirrel with reebok trainers | |
| 4% (32) | A cat | |
| 8% (62) | A pikachu | |
| 5% (41) | A dolphin | |
| 10% (77) | A knife wielding badger |
735 voters have answered this question.
which of the following animals would be a carefull driver, and would be sure to always follow the highway code?
| 5% (21) | a foul mouthed toucan with a filthy mind | |
|---|---|---|
| 7% (28) | a hamster | |
| 6% (25) | a little fishy | |
| 9% (35) | a meerkat | |
| 4% (18) | a hippo with a sore head from drinking heavily the night before | |
| 4% (18) | a crocodile | |
| 10% (38) | a big dog | |
| 5% (21) | victoria beckham | |
| 7% (27) | a little dog | |
| 8% (31) | a squirrel with reebok trainers | |
| 9% (34) | a cat | |
| 6% (24) | a pikachu | |
| 10% (41) | a dolphin | |
| 4% (16) | a knife wielding badger |
377 voters have answered this question.
which of the following animals would be the best one to have on your side in a fight?
| 7% (26) | a foul mouthed toucan with a filthy mind | |
|---|---|---|
| 2% (8) | a hamster | |
| 1% (5) | a little fishy | |
| 2% (9) | a meerkat | |
| 13% (49) | a hippo with a sore head from drinking heavily the night before | |
| 11% (42) | a crocodile | |
| 10% (37) | a big dog | |
| 4% (16) | victoria beckham | |
| 2% (10) | a little dog | |
| 7% (27) | a squirrel with reebok trainers | |
| 2% (11) | a cat | |
| 9% (35) | a pikachu | |
| 2% (11) | a dolphin | |
| 22% (83) | a knife wielding badger |
369 voters have answered this question.
which of the following animals would be the most likely to be good in a jazz band?
| 10% (28) | a foul mouthed toucan with a filthy mind | |
|---|---|---|
| 4% (13) | a hamster | |
| 4% (13) | a little fishy | |
| 11% (31) | a meerkat | |
| 8% (25) | a hippo with a sore head from drinking heavily the night before | |
| 5% (14) | a crocodile | |
| 6% (19) | a big dog | |
| 5% (15) | victoria beckham | |
| 3% (10) | a little dog | |
| 9% (26) | a squirrel with reebok trainers | |
| 10% (29) | a cat | |
| 8% (24) | a pikachu | |
| 7% (20) | a dolphin | |
| 4% (13) | a knife wielding badger |
280 voters have answered this question.
