the new and not at all improved poll of pointlessness
What would you do if you were invisible for a day?
| 30% (3) | go into the changing rooms, and be a dirty perv | |
|---|---|---|
| 20% (2) | rob a bank | |
| 0% (0) | paint myself blue | |
| 50% (5) | carry random objects and go "woo-oooh" so people thought there were ghosts |
10 voters have answered this question.
How can you tell if you have too much face jewellrey?
| 10% (1) | if you always set off metal detectors | |
|---|---|---|
| 20% (2) | if you always end up pointing north when you are in a swimming pool | |
| 40% (4) | everytime you drink something, it comes out of your skin in jets | |
| 20% (2) | if you stand outside a shop, people keep chaining their dogs and bikes to you | |
| 10% (1) | how can you possibly have too much? |
10 voters have answered this question.
who would you least trust to babysit for you?
| 50% (5) | michael jackson | |
|---|---|---|
| 0% (0) | keith from the prodigy | |
| 10% (1) | victoria beckham | |
| 30% (3) | the ozbournes | |
| 10% (1) | george w bush | |
| 0% (0) | scary spice |
10 voters have answered this question.
if you really had to let one of the following babysit (as you had a very important luncheon appointment with tara palmer tomkinson and tania from big brother), which one would you use?
| 0% (0) | michael jackson | |
|---|---|---|
| 11% (1) | keith from the prodigy | |
| 11% (1) | victoria beckham | |
| 33% (3) | the ozbournes | |
| 22% (2) | george w bush | |
| 22% (2) | scary spice |
9 voters have answered this question.
If eminem was to do the wild thing with someone as total and conclusive proof that he's not homophobic, who should it be?
| 44% (4) | sir elton john | |
|---|---|---|
| 0% (0) | puff daddy, or whatever he calls himself now | |
| 0% (0) | cameron from big brother | |
| 0% (0) | gareth gates | |
| 33% (3) | victoria beckham | |
| 22% (2) | a 3-some with shabba ranks and buju banton |
9 voters have answered this question.
who is the biggest genius?
| 90% (9) | Albert Einstein | |
|---|---|---|
| 0% (0) | Victoria Beckham | |
| 0% (0) | Gza aka the Genius from the wu-tang clan | |
| 0% (0) | Jon Tickle from big brother | |
| 0% (0) | George W Bush | |
| 10% (1) | Carol Vorderman |
10 voters have answered this question.
Which of the following animals are dangerous drivers, and really shouldn't be trusted on the roads? (you can pick more than one)
| 50% (5) | A foul mouthed toucan with a dirty mind | |
|---|---|---|
| 30% (3) | A hamster | |
| 40% (4) | A little fishy | |
| 30% (3) | A meerkat | |
| 40% (4) | A hippo with a sore head from drinking the night before | |
| 30% (3) | A crocodile | |
| 20% (2) | A big dog | |
| 30% (3) | Victoria Beckham | |
| 20% (2) | A little dog | |
| 40% (4) | A squirrel with reebok trainers | |
| 20% (2) | A cat | |
| 40% (4) | A pikachu | |
| 30% (3) | A dolphin | |
| 40% (4) | A knife wielding badger |
10 voters have answered this question.
which of the following animals would be a carefull driver, and would be sure to always follow the highway code?
| 10% (1) | a foul mouthed toucan with a filthy mind | |
|---|---|---|
| 20% (2) | a hamster | |
| 10% (1) | a little fishy | |
| 10% (1) | a meerkat | |
| 10% (1) | a hippo with a sore head from drinking heavily the night before | |
| 20% (2) | a crocodile | |
| 30% (3) | a big dog | |
| 0% (0) | victoria beckham | |
| 30% (3) | a little dog | |
| 20% (2) | a squirrel with reebok trainers | |
| 30% (3) | a cat | |
| 40% (4) | a pikachu | |
| 50% (5) | a dolphin | |
| 20% (2) | a knife wielding badger |
10 voters have answered this question.
which of the following animals would be the best one to have on your side in a fight?
| 30% (3) | a foul mouthed toucan with a filthy mind | |
|---|---|---|
| 20% (2) | a hamster | |
| 20% (2) | a little fishy | |
| 20% (2) | a meerkat | |
| 50% (5) | a hippo with a sore head from drinking heavily the night before | |
| 50% (5) | a crocodile | |
| 20% (2) | a big dog | |
| 20% (2) | victoria beckham | |
| 10% (1) | a little dog | |
| 20% (2) | a squirrel with reebok trainers | |
| 20% (2) | a cat | |
| 30% (3) | a pikachu | |
| 20% (2) | a dolphin | |
| 60% (6) | a knife wielding badger |
10 voters have answered this question.
which of the following animals would be the most likely to be good in a jazz band?
| 22% (2) | a foul mouthed toucan with a filthy mind | |
|---|---|---|
| 11% (1) | a hamster | |
| 11% (1) | a little fishy | |
| 11% (1) | a meerkat | |
| 11% (1) | a hippo with a sore head from drinking heavily the night before | |
| 0% (0) | a crocodile | |
| 44% (4) | a big dog | |
| 22% (2) | victoria beckham | |
| 22% (2) | a little dog | |
| 11% (1) | a squirrel with reebok trainers | |
| 11% (1) | a cat | |
| 22% (2) | a pikachu | |
| 0% (0) | a dolphin | |
| 0% (0) | a knife wielding badger |
9 voters have answered this question.
