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the new and not at all improved poll of pointlessness

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this is no more usefull than the original pole of pointlessness. and without the carefull planning

What would you do if you were invisible for a day?

30% (3) go into the changing rooms, and be a dirty perv
20% (2) rob a bank
0% (0) paint myself blue
50% (5) carry random objects and go "woo-oooh" so people thought there were ghosts

10 voters have answered this question.

How can you tell if you have too much face jewellrey?

10% (1) if you always set off metal detectors
20% (2) if you always end up pointing north when you are in a swimming pool
40% (4) everytime you drink something, it comes out of your skin in jets
20% (2) if you stand outside a shop, people keep chaining their dogs and bikes to you
10% (1) how can you possibly have too much?

10 voters have answered this question.

who would you least trust to babysit for you?

50% (5) michael jackson
0% (0) keith from the prodigy
10% (1) victoria beckham
30% (3) the ozbournes
10% (1) george w bush
0% (0) scary spice

10 voters have answered this question.

if you really had to let one of the following babysit (as you had a very important luncheon appointment with tara palmer tomkinson and tania from big brother), which one would you use?

0% (0) michael jackson
11% (1) keith from the prodigy
11% (1) victoria beckham
33% (3) the ozbournes
22% (2) george w bush
22% (2) scary spice

9 voters have answered this question.

If eminem was to do the wild thing with someone as total and conclusive proof that he's not homophobic, who should it be?

44% (4) sir elton john
0% (0) puff daddy, or whatever he calls himself now
0% (0) cameron from big brother
0% (0) gareth gates
33% (3) victoria beckham
22% (2) a 3-some with shabba ranks and buju banton

9 voters have answered this question.

who is the biggest genius?

90% (9) Albert Einstein
0% (0) Victoria Beckham
0% (0) Gza aka the Genius from the wu-tang clan
0% (0) Jon Tickle from big brother
0% (0) George W Bush
10% (1) Carol Vorderman

10 voters have answered this question.

Which of the following animals are dangerous drivers, and really shouldn't be trusted on the roads? (you can pick more than one)

50% (5) A foul mouthed toucan with a dirty mind
30% (3) A hamster
40% (4) A little fishy
30% (3) A meerkat
40% (4) A hippo with a sore head from drinking the night before
30% (3) A crocodile
20% (2) A big dog
30% (3) Victoria Beckham
20% (2) A little dog
40% (4) A squirrel with reebok trainers
20% (2) A cat
40% (4) A pikachu
30% (3) A dolphin
40% (4) A knife wielding badger

10 voters have answered this question.

which of the following animals would be a carefull driver, and would be sure to always follow the highway code?

10% (1) a foul mouthed toucan with a filthy mind
20% (2) a hamster
10% (1) a little fishy
10% (1) a meerkat
10% (1) a hippo with a sore head from drinking heavily the night before
20% (2) a crocodile
30% (3) a big dog
0% (0) victoria beckham
30% (3) a little dog
20% (2) a squirrel with reebok trainers
30% (3) a cat
40% (4) a pikachu
50% (5) a dolphin
20% (2) a knife wielding badger

10 voters have answered this question.

which of the following animals would be the best one to have on your side in a fight?

30% (3) a foul mouthed toucan with a filthy mind
20% (2) a hamster
20% (2) a little fishy
20% (2) a meerkat
50% (5) a hippo with a sore head from drinking heavily the night before
50% (5) a crocodile
20% (2) a big dog
20% (2) victoria beckham
10% (1) a little dog
20% (2) a squirrel with reebok trainers
20% (2) a cat
30% (3) a pikachu
20% (2) a dolphin
60% (6) a knife wielding badger

10 voters have answered this question.

which of the following animals would be the most likely to be good in a jazz band?

22% (2) a foul mouthed toucan with a filthy mind
11% (1) a hamster
11% (1) a little fishy
11% (1) a meerkat
11% (1) a hippo with a sore head from drinking heavily the night before
0% (0) a crocodile
44% (4) a big dog
22% (2) victoria beckham
22% (2) a little dog
11% (1) a squirrel with reebok trainers
11% (1) a cat
22% (2) a pikachu
0% (0) a dolphin
0% (0) a knife wielding badger

9 voters have answered this question.

This poll was created on 2003-07-26 12:08:26 by miko