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Have you been abducted?

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If you believe that you may have been abducted by some sort of extra-terrestrial being, please fill in this poll. Your answers may help influence public opnion on this topic.

(01) Do you believe that you have been abducted by aliens?

52% (12) Yes
30% (7) No
17% (4) They tried, but I fought them off with a pointy stick

23 voters have answered this question.

(02) Do you believe that the aliens planted a probe in your body? If so, where?

34% (8) No
21% (5) Yes - It's in my brain
21% (5) Yes - It's in my stomach
0% (0) Yes - It's in my kidney
21% (5) Yes - It's in my $%@!#@

23 voters have answered this question.

(03) If you have a probe in your body, does it give you special powers? If so, what are they?

59% (13) No
18% (4) Yes - I can fly
9% (2) Yes - I can become invisible
4% (1) Yes - I have x-ray vision
9% (2) Yes - It gave me a sex change

22 voters have answered this question.

(04) If given the chance, would you want to be abducted again?

31% (7) Yes
45% (10) No
22% (5) I would join them and become their king

22 voters have answered this question.

(05) What should we do when aliens try to take over the earth?

17% (4) Nothing
13% (3) Nuke them
4% (1) Poison our water supplies
17% (4) Give them Russia in exchange for our freedom
13% (3) Chase them away with pointy stiks
0% (0) Throw fruit at them
4% (1) Release the hounds
30% (7) Sell them drugs

23 voters have answered this question.

This poll was created on 2001-01-10 14:37:06 by MPC4249062288
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