Have you been abducted?
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If you believe that you may have been abducted by some sort of extra-terrestrial being, please fill in this poll. Your answers may help influence public opnion on this topic.
(01) Do you believe that you have been abducted by aliens?
| 33% (2) | Yes | |
|---|---|---|
| 66% (4) | No | |
| 0% (0) | They tried, but I fought them off with a pointy stick |
6 voters have answered this question.
(02) Do you believe that the aliens planted a probe in your body? If so, where?
| 50% (3) | No | |
|---|---|---|
| 16% (1) | Yes - It's in my brain | |
| 33% (2) | Yes - It's in my stomach | |
| 0% (0) | Yes - It's in my kidney | |
| 0% (0) | Yes - It's in my $%@!#@ |
6 voters have answered this question.
(03) If you have a probe in your body, does it give you special powers? If so, what are they?
| 80% (4) | No | |
|---|---|---|
| 20% (1) | Yes - I can fly | |
| 0% (0) | Yes - I can become invisible | |
| 0% (0) | Yes - I have x-ray vision | |
| 0% (0) | Yes - It gave me a sex change |
5 voters have answered this question.
(04) If given the chance, would you want to be abducted again?
| 20% (1) | Yes | |
|---|---|---|
| 60% (3) | No | |
| 20% (1) | I would join them and become their king |
5 voters have answered this question.
(05) What should we do when aliens try to take over the earth?
| 16% (1) | Nothing | |
|---|---|---|
| 16% (1) | Nuke them | |
| 16% (1) | Poison our water supplies | |
| 0% (0) | Give them Russia in exchange for our freedom | |
| 16% (1) | Chase them away with pointy stiks | |
| 0% (0) | Throw fruit at them | |
| 0% (0) | Release the hounds | |
| 33% (2) | Sell them drugs |
6 voters have answered this question.
This poll was created on 2001-01-10 14:37:06
by MPC4249062288
