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In the real world can you see some chick challenging you to a fight?
| 18% (6) | No way man | |
|---|---|---|
| 40% (13) | Only in my dreams! | |
| 40% (13) | Only if she was drunk. |
32 voters have answered this question.
Some preppy lightweight chick challenges you to a wrestling match cos you spilled her drink. What do you do?
| 27% (9) | Laugh at her. | |
|---|---|---|
| 15% (5) | Take her outside, own her ass and put her in ER. | |
| 57% (19) | She puts you in ER! |
33 voters have answered this question.
Some chick drives up the back of you. You get out of your car and?
| 27% (9) | She cries and apologises, scared you'll crush her. | |
|---|---|---|
| 69% (23) | She blames you and wants to settle it with her fists. | |
| 3% (1) | She runs away in terror. |
33 voters have answered this question.
Britney spears used to be hot. What would happen if she actually had a cage fight with a 150lb guy?
| 33% (11) | He would totally bust her up. | |
|---|---|---|
| 9% (3) | She would try and escape the cage and be disqualified. | |
| 57% (19) | She would break him up. |
33 voters have answered this question.
I am a 140lb male wrestler. What chick in their right mind would challenge me to a ten rounder?
| 63% (21) | A cheerleader? they think they're pretty buff. | |
|---|---|---|
| 9% (3) | A goth? some of those bitches fancy theirselves. | |
| 3% (1) | A school swot? yeah, right! | |
| 24% (8) | A fat chick with tree trunk legs. |
33 voters have answered this question.
Honestly, do you think I would destroy them?
| 21% (7) | Yes, you would. | |
|---|---|---|
| 53% (17) | The cheerleader would break you. | |
| 31% (10) | Goth would KO you easy. | |
| 12% (4) | School swot's are buff, you never know! | |
| 25% (8) | Fat chick would use those legs to crush you into submission. |
32 voters have answered this question.
Any UK girls out there want to try and last ten rounds with me?
| 31% (9) | Err, no way! | |
|---|---|---|
| 10% (3) | I dunno, you're scary! | |
| 58% (17) | Yes, sure I'll break you in half! |
29 voters have answered this question.
