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Holding in farts

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How often do you have to fart? Sometimes it can become very uncomfortable - we can't fart everywhere!
How often do you fart; vaguely, on average?
Twice a day
Twice an hour
Twice every ten minutes
I'M A GODDAM GAS CHAMBER!
How often do you hold your farts, generally?
Never! Who cares!?
When I have to
Sometimes
Most times
HELP I'M GONNA BLOW!
How long can you generally hold off letting farts out for? Let us know some funny stories of the longest you have held in farts in "talk about thus poll"
I CAN'T!
Why should I?
A couple of hours
All day at school
All day and night
Muliple Days (please help!)
When you do let them finally go, how and where do you usually try to do it?
I just let them go anywhere! Who cares!
Around my friends
When I get home from school
In an elevator, deliberately!
When ever I get the chance
Are you one of those people who holds their farts in class (maybe accidently releasing a few) and spend the afternoon and evening after school letting them go?
No
Maybe a little
Yes
Does it hurt (or has it hurt) a lot when you keep holding in your farts?
No
Maybe a little
Yes
Have you ever held in so many farts for so long that you couldn't stand it any longer and you gave up, or your butt just gave way?
No
Yes
How much trouble have you gotten into in class for farting? (preferably after holding for as long as you can)
A dirtly look (maybe a few peeps from my butt)
My name called (ooops she heard that one!)
My name called numerous times (damn stinky bum!)
Sent out of class (oh such relief after so long!)
Detention from farting more afer being sent out(!)
If you were sent out of class, did you let them rip outside?
Yes - I couln't help it!
A little
No (I wanted to stink the class room again!)
This poll was created on 2003-01-15 00:40:45 by hoochiecoockie