Wiping/Skidmarks Poll For Boys

my friends call me chief and when we were at the beach in 2005, i poohed my pants. i was on the deck of our beach house and all of a sudden, pooh came gushing out of my bum. i was 22 at the time and this was my first time away from mama chief. i was with my friends. i put my undies in a ziplock bag and took them home so mama chief could see them and punish me. she gets mad when i pooh my pants. my little brother saw them and he teased me.

...........bull s#1%. if thats true, than i'm married to Gordon Freeman from HL2...and i'm a guy.