How do you think JFK was killed?

OK, IT ALL BEGAN WHEN JFK HAD JUST BECAME A NINJA FOR THE $%!@ING $%!@ SUCKING BITCHY $%!@ FAGGITS OF AMERICA. THE RESISTANCE FORCE SOON BEGAN TO PLOT AFTER HE BECAME THE PRESIDENT OF LLAMAS AND THEY COULDNT HAVE THAT HAPPENED SO THEY ACTUALLY ATE HIM. THEN PLACED A FAKE JFK BUT THE $%!@ING $%!@ SUCKING BITCHY $%!@ FAGGITS OF AMERICA (FCSBAA) FOUND OUT ABOUTT THIS AND KILLED THE REPICAL OF JFK SO THAT THEY COULDNT CONTROL HIM AND THEY ALL DECIDED IT WOULD BE BEST IF HIS VP CONTINUED HIS WORK.