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I revised the Ten Commandments

here's what Jesus said...

Posted by Hillbilly man on 2006-07-06 15:26:08

Jesus said in the New Testament, that the law is summed up in two commandments...love the Lord with all your heart, soul, and strength; and love your neighbor as yourself.

Posted by Donald Dumpsfiels on 2007-03-26 11:51:57

I revised the Ten Commandments

The last Commandment is sez that a women, and livestock are the same. You can not covet another man's wife. I can admire a good looking woman without causing harm to her relationships. Now if an ox of olden days is like a truck today and the same with a horse and the car then I will go straight to Hell for admiring a neighbor's Corvette.