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Who does a groin kick hurt more, boys or girls?

From a guy who has been on the ground.

Posted by fastcar on 2003-05-14 15:37:41

There is no, no, no comparison at all!!! A girl is sooooo lucky to be able to escape the feeling of a kick, knee, squeeze, etc into the balls (comparitively speaking to what a girl would feel between her legs). When you get a chance- get a boy to let you hold his balls in your hand, and just "pull one of his testicles tight into his scrotum, and just give it a hard "flick", and watch his reaction. Now multiply that little flick by the force of a harsh kick. And just as bad (worse for me)- when a woman has BOTH of your balls in her hand, and squeezes AS HARD as she can, and DOES NOT WANT TO LET GO because she decides to get off on the "woman power trip thing" we loose every bit of strength in our entire body except enough for gasps of air to beg and plead her to let go!!! If you have not passed out, when she does let go, your body is a loose piece of jello because you have NO strengh at all, you are just curled up in a in a ball on the floor. The nearly unbearable pain in your balls has already englulfed your gut and if you are not throwing up, you wish you were. After something like this you are not up in a few minutes, you have absolutely no strength at all and just have roll around there wishing you were dead. If friends of the girl enter to get a laugh, the "embarassment thing" doesn't event matter for about 45 min. later when they watch you try to walk and get some more laughs. Then there is the next day at school when the entire female population knows all details of the "situation", and tries to get in little shots to your balls and laughs as the big football jock leaps into the air ten feet in fear. Trust me, if you are a girl... you DO NOT want balls!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by Mark Man on 2003-09-21 14:19:09

haha, you wimp