Are we under alien surveilance?

We are a secret goverment agency, and we take out alien scouts. Rest assured, we would give them hell, but we would most likely be killed. I created this organization when aliens murdered my parents, and i killed them. We have taken out 164 aliens. However, they were armed only with stunguns and were easy to take out. Help us out and write to your local politician and say"They are were are" And you will be taken to a base in Mount Rainer in Washington to train for the invasion. We have technology 50 years ahead of our time.

I hate you. What the $%!@ have you been smoking and where can I get some?

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We are a secret goverment agency, and we take out alien scouts. Rest assured, we would give them hell, but we would most likely be killed. I created this organization when aliens murdered my parents, and i killed them. We have taken out 164 aliens. However, they were armed only with stunguns and were easy to take out. Help us out and write to your local politician and say"They are were are" And you will be taken to a base in Mount Rainer in Washington to train for the invasion. We have technology 50 years ahead of our time.

GODDAMN YOU!!! You mother$%!@ing prick!!!! I want to warn people and get more men for my resistance, and neanderthrals like you screw it up. When they come, I will laugh at your crumpled body. This is your last chance, or I will... SEE YOU IN HELL!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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AMAZING! Me and my friends aren't the only ones kicking alien butt!

I happen to know a few aliens, and let me tell you, they are some very nice people. Your organization sucks.