Most amount of Essay Qs EVER! (Poll by blackninja133)

There is a package and a dead guy, I've read some of the suggestions, ans you guys didn't even try to get it! What losers! Ok, here's the jiggy: Inside the package, there was a paracute, the guy was a sky diver, and he didn't open the package, that's why he died.

The other one, with the midget. It was kind of easy for me, mainly because I knew the answer! Anyway, he is a midget, so he can only reach up to the 16th button, so, on a sunny day, and when there is no one around, he has to get off there and walk the rest of the way. BUT if it is a rainy day, he will have his umbella, therefore, enabling him to press the 32nd buttton with his umbella. ALSO, if there is someone else there, they will be able to prees the button for him. DUH!

Hope you had fun answering my long poll. You rock!

Peace out, Much love, blackninja133

my answer was just as good for the first 1!!!!

& i got the second one

now ive got a question for anyone who wants to answer....

Remark upon your ideology toward the perversely, in addition to uncooperatively and obstinately discomfited and gauchely inept, political yet unbiased and unprejudiced topic of the possibility of extended phallic and unusually morosely pessimistic metaphorical imagery being encouraged through municipally denotable yet observable pornographic photographic and picturesque media in which such obligatory content ought to, in various individuals stance, encompass one restriction, or an assortment of preventive factors that contribute to a perverse restriction or constraint upon the autonomy of the people of this universal constellation that the citizens forenamed identify as ‘the universe’?

P.S. - yes, that is a single sentence question of Flesch-kincaid Grade Level 48.0 composed by myself & graded by microsoft word :P

I agree.

I can barely read the Mr. Men books without getting confused.

blackninja awsome poll took me FOREVER!!!! suprisingly it wasn't a waste of time though like many of the other crazily long stupid polls I've taken. Keep making those polls. - geeglez8789