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Jamba Juice (Poll by blackninja133)

From an EMPLOYEE at Jamba Juice

Posted by Kameleon on 2008-03-04 09:09:32

If I DID know how to make a "Screamin' Orgasm", hell, I'll make one for myself and my Gal before we hop on my bed for some slow sex!

Poll creator got info from Wikipedia. Interesting. Reading Wikipedia, I laughed! I only worked there almost 4 months now. I NEVER added any Skittles or Gummy Bears, at MY location at least! We do NOT even sell these in our store! Most of the "SECRET" ingredients possibly may be at other stores. Asking my Manager about the secret ingredients, she laughed, and said to me don't believe all that sh1t! If I find the ingredients to make the "Screamin' Orgasm", make her one! HEY! That's TWO!

OK, Poll Creator. I may get fired for this. But MY favorite is Pineapple Paradise. Ingredients: Pineapple (DUH!) juice & sherbert, strawberry, banana, low fat yogurt and ice. That's IT! No Skittles, no Gummy Bears, No added sugar, and no added fructose. Strawberry adds the tartness, banana adds the sweetness. No added sugar! Second favorite is Groovy Guava. Ingredients, guava juice, strawberry, peach and ice.

We are 100% natural! For someone living in the UK and NOT even TRYING the real deal, you sure have a lot of hatred for something you ONLY READ about!

Posted by SuperFlyNinjaGuy on 2008-03-04 19:00:31

I'm just interested... Aren't you interested in... oh wait, what do we have here that you don't have... hmmm.... OH! I've got one: Tea and scones! Hmm?

OH wait! I've got a better one! E4! You don't have E4! hahahahhaha! Are you curious about what E4 is? Hmm?

Posted by Kameleon on 2008-03-05 02:42:12

mmmmmmmmm scones...(droolllll) and Jamba OJ... E4, what? Elevator 4? HA! HA! WE have our OWN digital and satellite TV channels, thank-YOU! And TiVo. Well, we don't have London Fog! We DO have double decker tourist bus... probably from UK.

Posted by SuperFlyNinjaGuy on 2008-03-05 17:05:58

Other things America Doesn't have that we do:

  • London Eye

  • British Pounds (£)

  • Black Taxis

  • Snow in March (It's was snowing a few days ago)

  • GCSEs

  • Red post boxes, very british

  • E4 (Not elevator 4!) it is a TV channel.. and it rocks ther house!

  • Easy access to Ireland

  • A Queen

  • Hethrow Airport

  • The abiliy to present their argument in nice looking bullet points.

  • Big Ben

  • Little Ben

  • the BBC

  • Stamps with a picture of the Queen on them

I could go on... but I think I made my point: "Britian has stuff that America doesn't. Alothough all in all, America is better."

Posted by SuperFlyNinjaGuy on 2008-03-05 17:34:56

Actually, we don't call them "elevators" we call them "lifts". So there.