Xbox, Gamecube, PS2; The Console Wars

I'm FED UP with these Xbox-fanboys waltzing around calling gamecubers kids. While we gamecubers apparently are "kiddie-kiddie" playing sophisticated RPGs with complicated stories (which are to complicated for you macho "adults" to comprehend), you sit charmed in front of your TV drooling while looking at animated almost naked chicks, as you obviously are to much geek enough to have REAL girlfriends. Gamecubes aren't only for kids, idiots. The difference between a gamecube and an Xbox is that Microsoft put Xbox on the console market only to make money (the only games that are playable except Halo, are non-unique to Xbox and exist on all three consoles). Gamecube and PS2 both have loads of unique games. So, geek teens with no life, I quote Pink Floyd and say: LEAVE THEM KIDS ALONE.