God created Man vs. Man created God

Love the thought don, pity it's a myth.

Actually Nimrod had the tower built so he could reach heaven but then he shot an arrow into the sky trying to hit god and god destroyed the tower and scattered the people throughout the earth and confused them by making them speak in different languages.

In other words he took out his anger against Nimrod on all the people of the earth. What a $%!@! I mean really - what a $%!@!

So, anyway you'd need to try to shoot god to ace the foreign language course. Course if there was a god he/she/it wouldn't take kindly to being shot and would probably make you speak in the wrong language as well as forgetting your own so you'd flunk the test. Not only would you flunk the test but he'd punish everyone else on earth as well - do you really want that on your conscience? Just as well that there's no god then!

Serious answer though:

In the Corum trilogy (Knight of Swords/Queen of Swords/King of Swords by Michael Moor$%!@), Corum is given the hand and eye of two gods to replace the ones that his enemies cut off/out. At the end of the book he returns them to thier rightful owners who then kill all other gods and explain that man creates the gods, including themselves and so we end up with the gods we deserve because we make them in our own image - greedy, envious, angry, horny etc.

The two gods tell Corum that mankind should stop making gods because they'd be much better off wthout them - since Corum has had to battle gods over the whole trilogy he understands what they mean.

Which parts are "extremely scientifically accurate?" If this was true, then there wouldn't be a huge controversy over evolution vs creationism, now would there? The bible claims that the Earth is ~6,000 years old, and that humans lived alongside of the Dinosaurs. Science shows evidence that the earth is millions of years old.

The bible says that before the "Tower of Babel," everyone spoke the same language all around the world. Well, guess what? Ancient Chinese was spoken long before the bible was written, and everyone in the Middle East speaks Arabic and Hebrew. Why would there be different languages if this actually occurred?

Noah collected two of every animal. . .can you explain in an "extremely scientifically accurate" way how he traveled all around the world and got a male and female of every species of every animal on the planet? If they died back then they wouldn't be around now if there's no such thing as evolution and the entire world flooded. Also, if we were all descended from his family, that would mean that they had to in-breed with each other, since there was no one else around. Why doesn't everyone around the world share the same DNA?

Mariam (Mary) supposedly gave birth to her son Yoshuea (Jesus) without having conceived. This is scientifically impossible, so therefore it's not "extremely scientifically accurate."

The bible says that they drove the nails through Yosheua (Jesus)'s palms. This is scientifically impossible, as if he was hung up by the flesh of his palms he would have fell off and got his hands tore up. They used to drive nails through the wrists. He was up there for a few hours before he died, yet it was common for people to be crucified for three days or even more and to still be alive. They were usually taken down and beaten to death. Also, 20 years after the events of his crucifiction 13 men claimed to be "The Savior" and were executed the same way he was. The last man on record in the Roman court system to make this claim was named Appleonious.

'Also, 20 years after the events of his crucifiction 13 men claimed to be "The Savior" and were executed the same way he was. The last man on record in the Roman court system to make this claim was named Appleonious.'

Can't help thinking of Monty Python's Life of Brian...

"He's not the messiah!!"

Pete

He's just a naughty boy!!!

lol