CSI: How should she die?
I WAS A THOUGHT EMANATION FROM A DISTANT GALAXY TRANSCENDING MATTER OF FORM AND ESCAPING TO PLANT MY SEED HERE ON EARTH
UNFORTUNATELY YOU MISUNDERSTOOD MY TEACHINGS AND CHRISTIANITY TURNED OUT VERY GAY
ALSO I HATE YOU ALL
(IMPORTANT NOTE, THE CORRECT VERSION OF THIS SHOULD READ
LET HE WHO IS WITH SIN CAST THE FIRST STONE -- DUH
THE VERSION YOU HAVE DOESN'T EVEN MAKE ANY SENSE, LOSERS
"We only want the girl..."
NO YOU ONLY WANT THE WHOLE HOG
I would save you the lips and $%!@...for a shinier coat.
YOUR MOONPIES CAN'T HELP YOU NOW ROGER ROGER

